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Steve hops down into the crater like a fucking ninja and Matt's right behind him. It's the fear of what they might get up to without him there to act as a barrier that makes Andrew go down with them.
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31 Aug 2025
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matt helps steve talk andrew down in the storm and the three boys become closer than ever before.
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Harry’s eyes crossed as Voldemort reached out to him, pressing his talon to the scar as though he had no idea what it was or what it meant. Harry braced himself for the inevitable, but strangely, the touch didn't hurt.
“What a princely boon you have been given, and quite the story behind it as well, I just know it.”
Voldemort smiled down at Harry, and seemed to wait for a moment, as though he expected some sort of delighted response like the bloody snake’s. Except then his gaze faltered, and his eyes flicked around with more purpose, taking in for the first time the filthy gag in his mouth, the blood still dripping from his arm and leg, and the way the scythe pressed so firmly against his neck.
“No, no, no, that isn’t right at all,” he muttered to himself, flicking his hand, still wand-less, in a series of impatient gestures that banished first the gag, then the statue, and finally the torn, bloody mess that were once his robes.
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One part not-canon!Voldemort popped into canon!Harry's world during the graveyard scene, one part dadmort who has literally no concept of interpersonal boundaries, and one part me really, really wanting to write about what a hemipenis looks like in the wild.
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Everything Is Better With Unicorns by misura for angelsaves
Fandoms: Central Intelligence (2016)
29 Nov 2016
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CIA office politics! Pottery class! Sudden realizations about your sexuality!
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12 May 2025
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A world in which Voldemort wins. And honestly wishes he hadn’t.
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24 Apr 2025