Phantomrachie
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“So, if I’m such a lost cause, why the hell are you here?”
“Because I’m good at my job and I love a challenge.”
“A congressional race is not the same as a presidential.”
“I’ve managed races for congressmen, senators, governors.” She listed off breezily. “I’m interested in the big score.”
“You wanna swing your dick around and show off?” Agatha scoffed.
“Like you don’t.”
Agatha leaned in now too, challenging her. “The difference is, I don’t need to wave mine around for everybody to know how big it is.”
“Agatha,” She said, which was disrespectful given they’d only just met. “Let me run this campaign. I can make you someone America will want to vote for.”
She finally pulled away, chuckling and sitting back down. “I don’t need you for that.”
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VP Agatha has three months to run for president and begrudgingly makes Rio her campaign manager.
AKA The Veep/Scandal/West Wing AU that twitter told me to writeSeries
- Part 1 of Moves
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30 Sep 2025
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Enid’s good news only means one thing for Wednesday: death.
But the human embodiment of stepping on a Lego piece will not allow her imminent demise to dampen this joyous occasion for her best friend.
So Wednesday will be Enid’s person through this whole thing, until her body gives out and she leaves this mortal coil for the calming embrace of death.
Or, if their friends get their way, they save Wednesdays life and make Enid’s even better. That’s a win win right there.
Yes, it’s another Addams Family curse story. I’m not even sorry.
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26 Sep 2025
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The collar around her neck was rusted, ancient, and etched with green runes that pulsed faintly. A dull ache of dark magic radiated from it.
Agatha stepped closer.The girl’s head twitched toward her.
Eyes locked. And for a moment, Agatha felt a presence behind those eyes—something old, deeper than human thought. Wild. Dangerous. Not broken. Contained.
Only barely.
She was filthy. Beautiful in a ruined, feral sort of way. Her chest rose and fell with slow, tense rhythm. Her body was both tense and graceful, as though she could leap or lunge in the same breath
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23 Sep 2025
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More than a decade post war and Hermione Granger is little more than a memory. No one has seen or heard from her since the funerals; her friends and loved ones hope she is alive somewhere but have given up on ever seeing the brunette witch again. But Fleur Delacour has a secret; once a year she receives a letter from an unknown sender that makes her feel more alive than she does at any other point in the year. Half a world away Hermione, no longer the bookish know-it-all that anyone from Britain would recognize, finds herself in a chain reaction of events that puts her on a collision course back to Britain and everyone she left behind.
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- Part 1 of Relationship Road
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09 Sep 2025
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Rules for Co-Parenting With Your Witch of an Ex by paperairplanesopenwindows
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
27 Aug 2025
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Rio had begun to type a series of question marks when an image came through.
It was a picture of Agatha's (gorgeous, amazing, wonderful) hands. One of those hands was flipping Rio off. The other hand was holding a positive pregnancy test.
Rio felt her stomach lurch. Oh shit. Oh shit.
aka The Babytrap AU
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27 Aug 2025