Pirk_Bia



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    The knock at his door comes about five minutes after Shane gets home, three minutes after Shane pees on the stupid sticks, one minute after Shane looks at the fucking pink plus signs, and about thirty seconds after tears spring to his eyes.

    Shane Hollander, professional hockey player and captain of the Montreal Metros, has a bun in the fucking oven.

    Or Shane and Ilya's enemies-with-benefits arrangement has some unintended consequences.

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    “Come on,” Comeau says. “Are we all just supposed to pretend it's normal that you’re still playing house with Ilya Rozanov?”

    “Gil—” J.J. says, but Shane doesn’t want him to finish that sentence, to pull Comeau gently off the ledge he’s steering himself toward. Shane wants to push him, kicking and screaming, to make them say it to his fucking face. That after all this time, they still hate him for the heinous crime of falling in love.

    “We’ve been married for two years,” Shane says. “I’m not sure that qualifies as playing house. I mean, it’s longer than you were with your first wife, isn’t it?”

    Or: Shane reunites with his former teammates at J.J.'s bachelor party. He's finally ready to say (and maybe punch) his piece.

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    05 Mar 2026

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    Shane is drunk.

    Not tipsy, not even slightly drunk. He’s wasted, really. He’s drunk off his ass because the Centaurs have just won their first Cup, and he’s in a gay bar celebrating their win sitting on his husband’s lap like there’s no tomorrow and nothing in the world matters but this feeling.

    Inspired by the interview of Hudson talking about 'taking care of your ass', I give you: drunk!Shane loosing all inhibitions when it comes to teaching his teammates about gay sex.

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    23 Feb 2026

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    Everybody else on earth was born with a manual on How to Be. A sort of silver spoon already tucked into their mouth.

    Shane wishes he had gotten one.

    After an exhausting day of masking and overstimulation, Shane has a panic attack. He loses the ability to speak. Thankfully, Ilya is there to help him through.

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    20 Feb 2026

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    the times each fox separately see andrew and neil show affection plus the one time they all see it.

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    12 Feb 2026