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After Yasha Disappears, Caleb, Beau, and Nott, investigate. Their investigation leads them to the Forlorn Docks, where all the merchant ships come and go, they ask around the docks with little success. However, one merchant ship, The Tides Breath, gives some interesting information, that causes it's Captain, Fjord, to be under suspicion. What will Caleb and his team discover?
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Fjord and Jester are getting married tomorrow, and Fjord isn’t exactly looking forward to it. It probably wouldn't be the best decision to talk about that with the man that he thought he never had a chance with, but it’s Fjord’s stag night, and he’s alone with him. 11 long years of pining, 10 years of failing relationships, and 1 night before the wedding.
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“I just want to fuckin’ escape it all. Close my eyes for five goddamn minutes and feel something that isn't fear, y'know?”
A pause, a moment of contemplation before piercing blue eyes turned to hold his gaze. A coy smirk fell on the lips that Fjord stared at.
“I think that can be arranged.”
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Or, Fjord needs help to escape from his nightmares, and Caleb offers a unique solution to the problem.Bookmarked by PissHimself
20 Feb 2026
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Caleb has blisters.
Fjord can fix them.
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Something hooks into his chest yet again as Caleb is finishing up the third braid, moving to braid the ends together. It nags at him as he stands up on coltish legs, Caleb looking a little confused as he does. It’s urgent yet creeping all the same as he excuses himself to go to sleep, the shadow of something he can’t quite shake even as he wakes up the next day, limbs and heart oddly heavy, listening to Caleb’s soft snores from the other side of the bed.
His food tastes of nothing. His beer tastes of nothing. Fjord sees valleys and snow-covered mountains and blue skies and stars and moons and Fjord feels nothing.
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- Part 2 of Widofjord Week 2019
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Caleb grabs him by the shirt collar and pulls him towards the bed. There's no resistance from Fjord as he allows himself to be shoved onto it, Caleb standing between his legs. He waits like that, blood rushing quickly southward, as Caleb takes his chin in his hand and tilts it upwards so their gazes meet.
“My crew’ll kill me if we give up the gold, Captain.”
“They want a prize, my dear. We’re going to have to think of something." -
molasses slow and just as sweet by wytch-lyghts (flight_on_broken_wings)
Fandoms: Critical Role (Web Series)
20 Feb 2020
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“You should not joke about such things,” Caleb had threatened the first time Fjord made an offhand comment about the desk in his study before carrying him off to a bed. The second time he considered that desk, Fjord had more of a plan.
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Slowly building smut. Can be read alone, no context required. However, if you have read "take the heart you thought you had", this excerpt falls right around chapters 14 and 15, when Caleb and Fjord are spending all that time alone together.Series
- Part 2 of take the heart
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06 Jan 2026