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“In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.
When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.
Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.
(With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)
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- Part 1 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
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27 Jul 2024
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The first time Pansy Parkinson looks in his window is an accident.
Or: Four evenings in Hogsmeade, inspired by Taylor Swift’s Tortured Poets Department album.
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- Part 2 of (Pansy's Version)
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27 Jul 2024
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Growing up Pureblood comes with some real kinks.
Pansy needs to birth an heir.
Neville really needs to be the one to breed her.
Even if it's just pretend.
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27 Jul 2024
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-Romantic Comedy-
“Just remember- just treat me like you would treat your girlfriend and it’ll be fine.”
Neville raised his brow,
“You’ve seen me with girls, right?”Pansy furrowed her brow,
“Yes?”He moved in front of her, turning to face her as he leaned against the wall,
“So, you know that I’m a rather… physically affectionate partner.”Pansy swallowed thickly as she recognized that that statement was true. When he dated someone he made it rather clear that they were together. She tried to appear unconcerned,
“So?”He smirked as he boxed her in against the wall of the elevator, he put his hand against the wall and leaned down,
“So if I’m going to do this, I’m going to do it my way.”Bookmarked by ProfessorAthena
27 Jul 2024
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TSMWEL inspired by Taylor Swift's song.
Draws inspiration from Isolation by bexchan and Vows & Other Promises by Crymsy
A seventh- year Dramione fic.
Draco Malfoy has a mission. A mission he MUST complete. After failing last year, he is determined to do whatever it takes.
Hermione Granger has to help the resistance. She NEEDS to be of use, and if being Head Girl at Hogwarts is how she helps the Order, then she will do so gladly.
Paths collide, vows are tested, and friendships form. And when the blade of betrayal slices, will it kill?
Bookmarked by ProfessorAthena
27 Jul 2024