ProstoTakNado



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    Three years after the Great Shinobi War, it seems as though everything has settled into a new normal.

     
    Sasuke is often off on his solo-missions, leaving the village for months at a time.
     

    Naruto is preparing to become the 7th Hokage, shadowing Kakashi.
     

    All is as it's meant to be.
     

    Until Sasuke returns months after a mission, only to find his entire world seemingly flipped. Is Naruto… avoiding him?
     

    Or, the one in which Naruto runs away, and Sasuke stays.

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    09 Oct 2026

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    Саске бегает за Наруто!

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    Naruto accidentally sends the wrong video to Sasuke–it's the one he intended to upload on OnlyFans. All hell breaks loose. | SNS, modern AU

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    08 Oct 2026

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    Буквально фф по этим аушкам, где Наруто путает чаты и отправляет Саске нюдсы вместо конспектов. Сначала порно, конечном итоге они оба влюблены.

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    Will the ceremony be over by the time Sasuke makes it back? Is the news even accurate? Maybe Naruto’s not getting married, he’s getting…carried, somewhere. On a palanquin. Or he’s getting buried. No, that’s worse.

    (Sasuke is convinced by a passing rumour that the love of his life, Uzumaki Naruto, is about to throw the biggest and most extravagant wedding ceremony in Konoha's history...but he's not the groom. How could such a disaster have happened to him?)

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    08 Oct 2026

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    Саске не согласен с тем, что Наруто может жениться не на нем. Это взаимно (о´∀`о)

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    Sasuke doesn’t feel at home in Konoha. Naruto decides to build him a house.

    Aka, there's nothing inherently gay about building your homie place to stay, right? Right.

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    "Hey."

    Naruto’s voice broke through the stillness, warm and bright. Sasuke turned his head slowly.

    He was standing just beyond the treeline, arms crossed, hair a mess, grinning like the idiot he was. The sunlight caught in his hair, made it gleam.

    Like the sun, Sasuke thought bitterly. Always.

    His heart stuttered. Stupid thing.

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    27 Sep 2026

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    Ааааавваавав, ну просто крч, прям оно

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    That leaves Naruto, alone with Sasuke, for one hour.  One hour he can get a little flirting in, flush it out of his system, keeping Sasuke occupied while simultaneously having a little fun.

    Besides, when Sakura shows up, Sasuke will be so enamoured by her, he’ll forget all about Naruto anyway.  He’ll realise he should have invited Sakura to be his date from the beginning, and Naruto, having known this all along, will have not lost a thing, and been able to engage in some fun, yet entirely harmless, flirting with a cute boy on a Friday night before he has to crawl back into his assignment dungeon.

    He’s letting off steam.  Relieving some stress.

    No harm in getting his heart a little wet in the process.

    Sakura's crush on Sasuke is beginning to get out of hand, and no one can see it but Naruto. He tries his best to be supportive, always her best friend and wingman, by getting close to Sasuke so he can push them together. His plan kind of backfires when Sasuke becomes interested in someone else instead: him.

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    23 Sep 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Плохая Сакура, но их отношения очень милые. Та самая сцена на вечеринке в каком-то отеле.