Haalinghamification (Questioningtae)
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|After a frustrating match, Jude's options are keep pissing off his pack full of alphas, or get fucked until he calms down |
"Skipper told me to fuck the attitude out of you," Erling says casually, as if discussing the weather, and Jude stands there watching as Erling strips off his shirt, exposing a body Jude is intimately familiar with, having seen it often.
"Yeah?" He asks, and the knot of frustration from the match hasn't gone away, quite the contrary, but he's at the edge of it where he's teetering between snapping his teeth and screaming at Erling to leave him alone, or curling up in a ball and crying the frustration out.
Kinktober day 4 - subspace
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- Part 4 of Kinktober 2026
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13 Oct 2026
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Neither of the alphas had been spared the truth: they knew Michael didn't want to commit and had no intention of having a single alpha partner. Jamal, as his friend, had been the first, and Jobe had come into his life second; Michael was constantly in the arms of one or the other.
They were both always there out of necessity regarding Olise and usually stood ready to see whom he would call. This time, Michael seemed to have gotten confused, and now both alphas were bewildered in the same elevator.
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Michael Olise wants both of his alphas to get along well while fucking him, and possibly fucking each other, all at once.
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01 Sep 2026
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Nobody else had burrowed under his skin like Haaland had. He was so far from his usual type, so friendly and stoic and cool-headed. God, Jude had liked him so much. He’d spent years making such a tit of himself trying to impress him, and what kept him on the backfoot was that he hadn’t needed to - Haaland had been his rock from the moment he joined the club. It was so easy, so effortless to slip into a routine, it unsettled Jude as much as it thrilled him. But he hadn’t liked how small Haaland made him feel. How out of control. The man was unflappable, impossible to provoke. Jude resented his own infatuation, the ever-swelling bubble of fondness he nursed for Erling, because he had no idea how to be with a man who didn’t fight back.
[The quarter-final looms. Jude hasn't seen Erling since their Dortmund days, and he still hasn't come to terms with his sexuality. Or his fondness for getting folded in half.]
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03 Sep 2026
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“You’re pouting, Jude, like a child,” Erling had said.
“I’m not a child,” he’d defended himself.
“Oh? You are a big boy now?” Erling’s mouth was curled conspiratorially, and Jude thought he must have imagined the glint in his eye, though he knew without a shadow of a doubt that he had not.
Or, Jude is alone with Erling for the first time in a long time.
He makes bad decisions.
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06 Sep 2026
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“Jude truly had no intention of anything unsavory. I swear! None of this was purposeful, or premeditated. More like some sick twist of fate the poor boy had been subjected to. If anything, Jude was the victim of Erling’s seductive fucking tyranny. He’s not guilty your honour, what would you do in his position? Was he supposed to not repeatedly wank to his best friends likeness? Right, didn’t think so. Don’t be fucking ridiculous.”
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Erling thinks the online Haalingham content is absolutely hilarious, he thinks it’s equally hilarious to send said content to Jude and it gets progressively more lewd.
Jude doesn’t find it quite so funny. He does however find himself regularly wanking off to the smutty fanfictions Erling sends him.
Until he gets caught.
Edit: I will be continuing this as a series due to popular demand but it may be a little slow since I’m currently writing a much bigger piece :)
written by jadabunn
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15 Sep 2026