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It's Not A Faux Pas If He's Into It by sevryx (SangreDulce)
Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel (Comics)
26 Jul 2019
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PP: When I die, you can have my PS4
MJ: Why are you dying, exactly??
PP: Called my trainer "Daddy" by mistake, so I'll be burning my house down and moving to the exact center of the woods.
MJ: [...]
In which Peter Parker is a socially awkward freshman college student on the gymnastics team who gets assigned senior student part-time personal trainer Wade Wilson. Huge, drop-dead handsome, cocky, muscular, handsy, flirtatious Wade Wilson. Can you blame a horny ninteen-going-on-twenty-year-old boy for one, tiny, little, naughty slip of the tongue? Wade's not forgetting it, that's for certain.
*Inspired by the hilarious Kumail Nanjiani tweet*
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“Yeah, sensei, do we pass?” Sasuke dangled the bells from the tip of his finger, a smug grin on his face. He was a bastard, Kakashi decided.
Actually, all of them were. Little shit bastards. Feral goblins. Hellspawn. If it wasn’t Sakura literally changing the landscape of the field underneath Kakashi’s feet, it was Sasuke swinging a sword crackling with lightning, both of them subtly herding him towards Naruto’s hundred shadow-clones, all of which were so fast he could barely track them even with the sharingan.
Kakashi was starting to think his team definitely didn’t have the same problems as the others.
***5 times Team 7 confused/terrified the shit out of everyone +1 time they explained why (ft. Time Traveling Team 7)***