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Kakashi Hatake makes exactly one (1) impulsive decision in his life, and now he has an overly energetic kid, a sassy fox spirit, and an honorary uncle who is absolutely not a good influence.
Also, he may have committed treason. Oops.
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Adoption by Defenestration; or, A Family Can Be A Fox Demon, Its Jinchuuriki, and Three Dozen Highly-Trained Assassins by elumish
Fandoms: Naruto
02 Sep 2018
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He will not be the ANBU who let the jinchuuriki plummet to his death out a fourth story window. Let that be another ANBU’s legacy.
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13 Mar 2026
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Kakashi snorts. “You might want to watch your language, kid. You’re about to be an uncle.”
Sasuke stares at Kakashi like he grew a second head. “Just because you got yourself pregnant doesn’t mean I’m obligated to play family with you.”
Kakashi hums. “Not ‘play’, Sasuke. Literally. You’re an uncle. Congratulations, you’re not the last Uchiha anymore.”
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Fic idea from blackkatmagic: "Due to a clerical error, Anko ends up with a genin team. Given that the very idea of separating the enraptured Naruto, Ino, and Shino from their psychotic sensei causes spontaneous explosions, Sarutobi goes along with it, and is astonished to find that everything actually turns out for the better."
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Mitarashi Anko is loud, obnoxious, vulgar, and scary. But she says what she thinks, and she thinks that Naruto's pranks are awesome, that Ino is both pretty and smart and potentially as cool as her dad, and that Shino had good taste in clothes and has a super-brain. So now the three kids want to be like her when they grow up, the original team assignments are shot, and half a dozen of Jonins are stuck unraveling this mess while Anko and her three pyromaniac are prancing around.
At least it won't be boring.
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11 Mar 2026
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Hatake Kakashi was a shinobi, and as a shinobi, the only people who could give him orders were his military superiors. The idea that a Council made up of civilians and peers was under the impression they could give him orders...displeased him.
Or: He was ordered to pass Team 7. He was fine with that, until they actually passed.
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11 Mar 2026