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Since I was 11 years old, I was trained for war. My mentor, Alastor Moody, taught me everything I needed to know.
When the war broke out, one by one, I lost my loved ones.With a broken heart but carrying the fighting spirit of all the fallen, I led the survivors to victory.
In a fit of madness and despair, I decided to end my life — only to discover, to my endless misfortune, that I couldn't.
As if fate hadn't had enough fun already, it crowned me Master of Death.
Some Primordial Being appeared, very smug, and offered me a choice: stay in the wreckage of my world... or throw myself into another dimension.Naturally, I picked the second option. I mean, how bad could it be?
I didn't realize Death had decided I was its new favorite chew toy.
Bloody Potter luck.
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03 Jun 2025
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Harry Potter thought post-war life would be boring.
Instead, he ends up a single dad hiding out in Grimmauld Place, armed with nothing but a baby, some bad coping skills, and a truly cursed house.
When Teddy’s accidental magic flings them both back to 1979, Harry has questions. Like:How does one babysit a shapeshifting toddler in the 70s?
And importantly — is it illegal to kill a soon to be dead Death Eater before they canonically die?
(Asking for a friend.)Time is broken. Harry’s patience is broken. Teddy’s diapers are also probably broken.
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03 Jun 2025
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As Severus Snape lay dying in the Shrieking Shack, his mind created an oddly detailed and realistic hallucination of his life as a child.
Only, it didn't seem to be ending, did it?
Severus was either in a coma and dying, already dead and trapped in some purgatory, completely and utterly insane, or living in the body of his past self.
Until he could figure out which, he might as well play along and attempt to keep the timeline from shattering into a thousand pieces.
If only it were that easy...
What day had he first met Lily, last time around? Could he really afford to avoid doing some odd jobs around town to keep himself fed?
And, perhaps most suspiciously, why did James Potter keep looking at him like that?!
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Pinocchio (Or Demon Spawn Becomes a Real Boy) by Mentally12ReadingPJO
Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug, Batman - All Media Types
01 Nov 2025
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My first writing attempt in years and my first fanfic: read at your own risk :).
Damian's brothers are curious: the demon seems to be acting like a real boy. It was subtle at first, but it became increasingly obvious when he called someone they caught "sus". It was even less subtle when they found him scrolling on his phone in a blanket at 2 am and whispered "ding" while flicking his wrist. Needless to say they were concerned.
Will be continued far in the future...
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Mother Hood by lettuce_mouth
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Sep 2025
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There were three women in Willis Todd's contacts who could be the mysterious 'S' written on Jason's birth certificate. Who could be Jason's mom.
Sandra Wusan. Sharmin Rose. Shelia Haywood.
He thought it was Shelia right through her betrayal and his subsequent death, resurrection, and dramatic vengeful return to Gotham. Only now Tim was telling him Shelia lied. And there was one more 'S' in the book.
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Fem!Harry Potter is Jason Todd's bio mom, Teddy Lupin is ferally delighted to have found his long-lost godbrother, and neither the Bats nor the Wixen World are prepared for the storm that follows.