3 Works by RobbyTheTurtle
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"Twas the night before Mercenary Day when all through the safehouse Not a creature was stirring not even one of those nasty Creeps creeping about; Nothing special was hung…?
—oh no, what a sight to weep at, it seems like the spirit of Mercenary Day has escaped this depressing individual.
I know what they need. They need a dashing Vault Hunter to spread the good cheer. And mayhaps a bit more, ay?”
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“So,
you want to hear a story I plucked straight out of someone’s garbage can, huh…? Marcus wouldn’t blame you if you didn’t stick around to listen this time. But if you do… strap in because there is no turning back.
Now…
While no good borderlands tale wouldn’t be complete without our beloved Vault Hunters of all kinds, which [thankfully] we do get, however this one tells a shocking tale of, dare I say it, such an unique individual. Who might they be? You guessed it! Not a Vault Hunter! Ha-hah! …oh, you’re still here.
Well, then…
Tighten your seat belts because it looks like our Non-Vault Hunter “main character” in this garbage can of a story is aboard a familiar ship that is barreling towards a very notable planet… whose sky was ripped from a roaring blaze not so long ago.
I think I’m having some sort of Deja Vu? You too? Oh good, I’m not the only one…”
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The Sweet Spots by RobbyTheTurtle
Fandoms: Borderlands (Video Games), borderlands 4 - Fandom
19 Nov 2025
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The Exo-Soldier, who turned to a life of Vault Hunting, has had just about enough and had been tired of fighting off legitimate feelings for another person for the sake of a good heart not being broken over losing him when the inevitable happens with his deadframe. It was time to give in…
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