Schwazz
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Konoha is a mess. Sakura, Shikamaru and Ino have some ideas. These ideas include adopting a bunch of orphans, meddling in village politics, fiddling around with jutsu, seizing the means of production and ultimately turning the Haruno clan into something worth respecting... and maybe even fearing.
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The world ended with a whimper, and the "Golden Trio" were the only ones left to hear it.
With the combined strength of the Rinnegan, the Nine-Tails, and a desperate Uzumaki seal, Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura land in a peaceful Konoha, years before the apocalypse.
But they aren't the children the village remembers.
They are here to save the future. But first, they have to survive the ghosts of their past.Bookmarked by Schwazz
10 Feb 2026
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Minato’s wariness is abruptly joined by disappointment. He really wants to ask if her pigmented hair is related to the Uzumaki in any way, which is perhaps not the most respectful or relevant question to inquire of a mysterious lump of shattered bones, but he thinks his curiosity can be excused. This person almost turned him into a puddle of viscera formerly known as Minato.
Seriously, that fall would even kill Chouza.
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Sakura gets punted to the past. She deals with it.
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12 Jan 2026
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You meet König, the captivating drummer of heavy metal band Kortac, and he becomes determined to leave you breathless and wanting more.
(Inspired by Rammstein)
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08 Jan 2026
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Omegas are weak, fallible, easily broken, and too emotional to function as a shinobi. Until a little pinked omega expectantly presents as one; she refuses to allow her status to slow her down and decides to flip the script.
Kakashi hates omegas, ever since he made that promise to Obito and marked Rin. For all the good it did her. Despite his hatred, he becomes obsessed with Sakura.
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15 Dec 2025
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Sakura decides to finally use the heat and rut service the village provides—a service meant for alphas and omegas without a partner—after Ino challenges her. The anonymous alpha she’s matched up with reminds her of Kakashi…but it can’t be him.
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13 Dec 2025