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Nie Huaisang - I Dont Know! I Dont Know! I Really Dont Know!



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    “Okay. What can I do to assist?” Tighnari really didn’t see what the big deal was. Did Cyno need some kind of first aid prepared in case the investigation got dangerous? Perhaps a powder that would make the suspect more inclined to speak the truth in interrogation? A poison strong enough to take out a sumpter beast? Tighnari could certainly do that.
    “I need a date.”

    Oh.

    “A… what?” Tighnari asked in case he’d heard wrong.

    Or: Cyno needs a fake boyfriend and they're both fucking idiots.

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    21 Oct 2025

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    Albedo stared. Blinked. Pressed his fingers to the bridge of his nose. “Kaeya.”

    Kaeya smirked. “Yes, my love?”

    “You—” Albedo inhaled, steadying himself. “You just consumed an experimental alchemical formula designed to alter the fabric of perception without knowing the full extent of its effects.”

    Kaeya licked a stray drop off his thumb. “Mmm. Tastes like regret.”

    Or, a sip of experimental potion causes Kaeya to glitch through reality and test the limits of Albedo's patience (and lips).

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    19 Oct 2025

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    Five times Kaeya flirted with Childe like it was a contact sport (involving a bloodstained smuggler’s cart, a suspiciously erotic picnic, a shirtless duel with public betting, a perfectly weighted knife engraved with flirtation, and the total diplomatic collapse of Liyue’s koi pond). And the one time Childe flirted back—with terrifying tenderness and no warning—leaving Kaeya breathless, shirtless, and face-first in the terrifying intimacy of actually being wanted.

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    18 Oct 2025

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    Five ways Kaeya and Childe demonstrated their unique brand of "international cooperation" (involving unsettling diplomats, scandalous training, tavern mayhem, environmental destruction, and deceptive negotiations), and the one evening where they simply existed together.

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    18 Oct 2025

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    Five times Diluc got flustered by Venti’s reckless, relentless pursuit of romance (featuring a tree-related emergency, a weaponized crop top, an overly specific love song, a goat-accompanied heartbreak, and a tuxedoed waltz of doom). And one time Venti, for once in his immortal life, was the one left speechless—by a pressed dandelion, a quiet confession, and a kiss that felt like sunrise.

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    18 Oct 2025