Shakespearecouldnever
Fandoms
- MIKA (Musician) RPF (2)
- Doctor Who (2005) (1)
- Fedez (Musician) RPF (1)
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Strawberries and Lilacs by Shakespearecouldnever
Fandoms: MIKA (Musician) RPF, Fedez (Musician) RPF
21 Oct 2020
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Whatever, a midez fic. Mika is cheating on Andy.
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A big lotta crack. Basically the Doctor is horny™, so he asks Nardole to fuck him. That’s it, that’s the plot.
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Introductions at The Voice by Shakespearecouldnever for Supernaturalpotterholmes, milk_and_glitter, lonely_night
Fandoms: MIKA (Musician) RPF
09 May 2020
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Andy is walking around The Voice looking for Mika when he ends up talking to Matt Pokora. Matt is delighted to have made a new friend, and wants to introduce him to Mika.
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22 year old Alex Horne returns to his home town as a student teacher having gone through some changes in the intervening years.
Bookmarked by Shakespearecouldnever
19 Jan 2026
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Still, Horne, a tall beta man despite his “little” moniker, is something of a stickler for rules. This character trait juxtaposes pleasingly with the extravagant capriciousness of that most alpha of alphas, the Taskmaster himself, played by Greg Davies. The dynamic between the two works most effectively as, of course, we are all hanging on the pleasure of the Taskmaster, who treats everyone with the same cruel disaffection regardless of career, secondary or primary gender, or ability. “It works because nobody expects it of him,” says Horne, “But I think everyone likes that, secretly. That alpha urge to be mean, to be nasty. It’s very satisfying to watch. To participate in.”
- James Park, “The Secret to Taskmaster’s Cult Success”, The Guardian
Alex Horne has a secret - later in life than is meant to happen to anyone, he presented as an omega. He decides to keep it under wraps; how hard can it be? He's got a successful show, he's got a group of friends... but a flare of unexpected jealousy during filming, coupled with a chance meeting in a hotel room in Manchester, starts a chain of events that soon rumbles out of his control.
Bookmarked by Shakespearecouldnever
18 Jan 2026
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Lost in the Supermarket by exboyscout
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, British Comedy RPF
18 Dec 2025
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“It’s retail, mate. I’m not expecting perfection from some twenty-something dairy stocker. I know it’s not your passion—hell, it’s not mine either. It’s nobody’s, really, is it? You’d have to be properly mad, maybe even a bit masochistic, to actually enjoy it.”
Alex swallows, because he sometimes worries that he could very well be both of those things.
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09 Jan 2026
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A shameful dream wakes Jeeves in the middle of the night, and he just can't help where his thoughts go next.
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Bookmarked by Shakespearecouldnever
03 Jan 2026
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Greg and Alex continue their unconventional relationship with some accidental BDSM
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- Part 2 of Mutually Assured Destruction
Bookmarked by Shakespearecouldnever
30 Dec 2025