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    Anders reaches his 50th Name Day. He never expected to make it past 30, let alone have his happy ending.

    Written for the 2024 Handers Gift Exchange.

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    21 May 2024

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    "The point," Karkat says, balling up the cape and tossing it over one shoulder, "is that I'm curious as fuck about your horrific alien biology, but you never take off any clothes, or let me see anything, really."

    "Oh, man," Dave groans. "There's nothing to see, jesus."

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    16 Nov 2019

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    A beginner's guide to playing hopscotch, overcoming internalized homophobia, and falling in love with your alien best friend.

    Disclaimer: results may take up to three (3) years to appear.

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    14 Nov 2019

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    Mercifully, season 53 ends. Drowsy blinking lights welcome the cast as they emerge from what is essentially an enhanced REM sleep, once more entering the real world. The fuzzy voice over the PA says that there will be a post-production party in the Green Lounge, wing B.

    Only two people show up.

    "Yoo-hoo, Kokichi! Angie heard they were serving cookies here," Tsumugi chirps, tilting her entire upper body sideways.

    Kokichi stares.

    "Hey, what's the matter, man? At least say something." She's frowning now, rubbing the back of her head with one hand.

    The puzzle pieces click. "Momota-chan?"

    "Yeah?"

    Kokichi laughs a warbling laugh, clapping a hand to his forehead where the phantom of an unsightly, floorboard-shaped gash still lingers. "Holy shit, you're crazy."

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    27 Nov 2018

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    There’s a banana peel up his pantleg, a moldy piece of lettuce hanging out of the back of his pants, and his face is now covered in some unidentifiable gross shit because of his own incompetence. Add that on top of the fact that he’s apparently trapped in some godforsaken dumpster with the guy he’s been drooling over for a couple years, and it’s basically shaping up to be the worst, most despair-inducing day in the history of mankind.

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    06 Nov 2018