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Yurivtiivweek2025 day 5:
Jockemo!!!
a series of smutty oneshots ill release as i write them.
ch1: dry humping
ch2: storage room cunnilingus
ch3: observed masturbation
ch4: locker room sex
ch5: big finale ;) -
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Yurivtiivweek2025 day 2: rebellion.
After being rescued and settling into the rebellion, Ivan decides she should cut her own hair. Till did it and she looks great, so what could go wrong.
Lets pray Till gets home in time to stop Ivan from botching her bangs.
(the smut is unnecessary but i wrote it anyway. Please enjoy!) -
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“What about me?”
Huh?
“You?” Till asks, not sure if she understands.
“I could be your rebound,” Ivan suggests casually.Till laughs, thinking its a joke.
Ivan does not laugh. She just keeps staring at her expectantly, watchingly.“Are you– you’re being serious?” Till asks.
Ivan nods. “Why not? If all you need is a warm body, what does it matter if it's mine?”-or-
till is trying to get over mizi, once and for all. what was supposed to be one hookup becomes a tangled situationship with her childhood friend.
what could go wrong? -
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Till was getting ready to wrap the experience up as a faulty tip and get the hell out of there, but something stopped her.
Listening close for voices and footfalls, Till began retracing her steps. She was eavesdropping on a nearby conversation when suddenly, she heard a familiar name.
“--Ivan—”
Till swore she misheard, getting the alien gibberish confused. But then they said it again.
Ivan.OR
till saves her wife :)
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“If you’re that messed up about it, we can, I don’t know… we can try to pretend…”
“Like a roleplay?” Ivan asks brightly.
Till feels like she’s already made a huge mistake by suggesting this, but keeps talking. “Sure. We can, ah, roleplay, my first time, if you really want.”
“I do!!”
Shit.
Till let those puppy eyes get to her. Now she's going to seriously have to do this. What did she just agree to?