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• Between pride and the batcave by Shumagic

  Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types  

  • Not Rated
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • M/M
  • Work in Progress

  28 Feb 2025

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  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Clark Kent/Bruce Wayne
  • Clark Kent
  • Bruce Wayne
  • Alfred Pennyworth
  • Dick Grayson
  • Barbara Gordon
  • Jason Todd
  • Stephanie Brown
  • Tim Drake (DCU)
  • Cassandra Cain
  • Damian Wayne
  • Duke Thomas
  • Diana (Wonder Woman)
  • Hal Jordan (Green Lantern)
  • Barry Allen
  • Kon-El | Conner Kent
  • Wally West
  • Whore Bruce Wayne
  • Bruce Wayne needs Sleep
  • Alfred Pennyworth needs a raise
  • Every Batkid is up to mess with their dad
  • Everyone is horny for Bruce but considering his fame and public persona we cannot judge
  • I have no idea where this story is going btw
  • We know no consistency like Argentinian economy so beware
  • This idea has been rotating like a rotisserie chicken in my mind for so fucking long
  • I curse all the fucking time so I'll be projecting that on the characters you've been warned
  • Fluff and Humor
  • This world is chaos and I'm the god that unleashed it
  • Dick is bisexual because COME ON HE'S THE MOST BISEXUAL CHARACTER OF ALL THE BATKIDS
  • Everyone's age is as weirdly fucked up as in canon
  • Could be ooc but considering there's decades of comics great series and movies
  • along with some truly awful ones and infinite universes it might as well be canon
  • I'm more familiar with Dick Jason Barbara and Tim than I'm with Cass Stephanie Damian and Luke
  • so I apologise in advance if I mix up or fuck up something (but do let me know!)
  • This is full of shenanigans and a lot of second hand embarrassment
  • (If it's towards the characters or towards me it's up to you to decide lol)
  • Jason's Lazarus pitt related stuff is mostly hc I have but kind of mix with canon
  • (the canon part being he was in there)
  • This is the sum of an idiotic plot full of questionable decisions idiotic behaviour and situations
  • If idiocy is not your thing the walk away buddy
  • BUT if that's the kind of thing you're into then buckle up you're up to so much weird stupidity
  • For plot wise reasons all of Bruce's cell brains have abandoned the planet
  • and now he has to survive my imagination with the only one he has left (let the hunger games begin)
  • There probably won't be any smut because I'm ace
  • and my lack of penis could end up as an obstacle in my writing
  • HOWEVER I do have an extensive theoretical knowledge on the matter
  • so you can have some hope or proceed with caution

  Summary

  There's a contingency plan for any situation or superhero, because he's Batman, the dark knight, the best detective, the vigilante, the sugar baby, the night itse-... Wait what?

  Or, what happens when a sleep deprived Bruce fucks up and doesn't have a contingent plan for his own stupidity?

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