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Collateral Damage by cormoranth, SignorMountanto
Fandoms: Nothing Much to Do (Web Series)
30 Jun 2024
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Most of the people involved in the disaster of last school year graduated along with Peter, but the ones that are still around are also the ones he would most like to avoid. He and Claudio wordlessly established a mutual avoidance strategy back in november, when all the picnics and reconciliation dinners and apology parties forced them into proximity with each other, so that makes Hero the bigger concern. Her niceness makes her a wildcard, but he tries to convince himself that she’ll probably want to ignore him. He definitely wants to avoid her. Really, it’s the only reasonable thing to do. It’ll be fine.
John and Hero return to Messina for their final year and find themselves pulled back into each other's orbit.
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Part-time guitarist Grantaire came to the Halloween party hoping to get laid; why else would he show up dressed like Sexy Wolfman? To his surprise, a mysterious stranger named Enjolras seems willing to help him with that. Now if Grantaire could just figure out why this Enjolras is quite so convincing as a vampire...
Or, "Member of a monster-themed novelty band Grantaire x Actual Vampire Enjolras," amazing prompt courtesy of tumblr user thepiecesofcait.
Happy Halloween!
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04 Nov 2025
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Karkat's a new vampire in need of a thrall. Dave's found the easiest job in the world. And they were roommates ...
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25 Oct 2025
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World Ain't Ready Coda Six: Enjolras's Birthday, Senior Year by idiopathicsmile
Fandoms: Les Misérables - All Media Types
15 Mar 2025
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- Part 9 of World Ain't Ready-verse
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22 Sep 2025
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Bea and Ben: or, A College of Wit-Crackers by TheFledglingDM
Fandoms: Much Ado About Nothing - Shakespeare, Much Ado About Nothing (2011)
07 Jul 2020
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“Fancy seeing you here,” Ben said. His smirk said it was anything but – he, at least, had known about their living arrangements for the year.
Bea counted to five again. “It’s one in the afternoon.”
“Not my time,” Ben said, and he slurped his beer loudly. Even three floors down she could hear the rattle of the beer in the can through his straw.
“Yes, true,” Bea said. She put a hand on her hip. “So, they let you back into the country, hm?”
“Low blow,” Ben said cheerfully. “A lazy shot. But yes, I am here, yet again. You may lavish me with your post-summer tidings.”
“I’m going to key your fucking car.”
“I’ve missed you, too, Bea.”
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Or, a modern college AU of Much Ado.
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- Part 1 of a college of wit-crackers
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12 Nov 2023
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Enjolras presses his lips together. He already looks pained, and Grantaire hasn't even opened his mouth yet. That's got to be a record, even for them.
"I need a favor," he says at last.
"With what?" says Grantaire. "Ooh, are you forming a cult? Can I join? I'd be awesome at cults, I just know it." He ticks off his qualifications on his fingers. "I love chanting, I look great in robes—"
(High school AU. Grantaire the disaffected stoner is pulled into a cause bigger than himself. Or: in which there are pretend boyfriends for great justice.)
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- Part 1 of World Ain't Ready-verse
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10 Mar 2023