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  1. Public Bookmark 93

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    Adam thought this was gonna be a simple Post-Extermination meeting: Make a few jokes, laugh about the Sinners shitty lives, rock out and leave.

    He DID not expect his wife to walk in, meet Lilith's daughter, and now she drags him across Heaven, Hell, and Earth again on wacky adventures with a menagerie of fun and insane assholes.

    That's why he loves her.

    Oh and Lilith is there too!!

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    24 May 2025

  2. Public Bookmark *

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    "Weren't they yours too?" Charlie tries to stop the exterminations a century too early, still just a child, and comes face to face with their Leader: Adam, the First Man. And she tries again, every year. What starts as a yearly snag in Adam's joy ride of extermination turns into something unexpected Charlie wares down Adam's defenses and learns that there is more to the story.

    Besides, its been a long time since Adam tried something new, and he's never got the chance to be an Uncle before.

    Or

    Charlie is a precious, brave cinnamon bun and Adam has a lot of reasons for being the way he is.

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    24 May 2025

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    Adam: The First Man, the Father of Humanity, the Dickmaster himself.

    Is dead.

    Or so he thought. He wakes up at the bottom of Hell, what is a man who once had everything to do?

    Redeem himself? Fuck that noise. He's getting back to Heaven, he clawed his way to paradise before he can do it again, and no one will stop him.

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    24 May 2025

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    Adam finds himself brought back from the dead by someone who has been watching him for his enitre existence.

    Evil itself. Or as he calls her, Roo. She rather likes her name.

    Adam finds himself in a relationship that not only he never expected to have, but didn't expect to be this...pleasant.

    The rest of Creation now has to face the startling news that Hell has received her True Devil, that Evil herself is in love with the First Man.

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    23 May 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 55

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    Less than a week after the faithful hotel battle and everything is great! Charlie has a new and improved hotel, her remaining friends are closer than ever, and her dad is in her life again! She has a loving girlfriend, heaven is silent, and her hotel is sure to succeed now!

    In heaven, everything is getting worse. Exorcists are being harassed and threatened by winners for their involvement in the exterminations. Emily and the winners use Sir Pentious as their evidence to argue against the exterminations.

    Meanwhile in the cannibal colony, A large body begins to glow as the holes in its chest seal themselves. His wings flutter before his eyes snap open with a golden hue. He looks around the dining room he hovers in. Candles line the walls next to the large, curtained windows. A massive table lined with a dozen cannibals sit in the center. Plates along the red grimy wood, covered in limbs dripping golden blood rest in front of each of the cannibals. The man's empty face is overtaken by rage as he dives into the crowd headfirst.

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    21 Mar 2025

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