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    Sweet Like Honey by

    Fandom Bad Omens (Band)

    04 Sep 2023

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    A series of little tales connecting the stories of four friends and their sometimes unpredictable love lives.

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    15 Nov 2023

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    I Took Your Keys, It Was Me by

    Fandoms: Bad Omens (Band), Noah Sebastian - Fandom  

    04 Nov 2025

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    A Bad Omens concert, an innocent prank played on you by the band, and a night that definitely wasn’t expected.

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    23 Jun 2023

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    An Open Mind... And Open Legs by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    17 Aug 2023

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    While investigating a mysterious object from work, Hermione crosses paths with the alluring Mr. Malfoy. What happens when you mix work with pleasure? Hermione is about to find out as they navigate crowded kitchens, sexual tension, and a mysterious room built on Dark Magic. This will be a three-shot with LM/HG (first chapter), SS/HG (second chapter), and LM/HG/SS (third chapter).

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    29 Apr 2023

  4. Public Bookmark 53

    Acting on Impulse by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    11 Feb 2021

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    Hermione Granger was not an impulsive person. Nearly everything she did was thoroughly plotted out. So why had she suddenly 1) agreed to have lunch with Lucius Malfoy and 2) asked him to be her date to Luna and Neville’s wedding on Valentine’s Day? And how will she explain it to her friends?

    Written for the Strictly Lumione Valentine’s Fest

    Prompts used:

    “There’s nothing cheesier than being the only unmarried bridesmaid at a wedding on Valentine’s Day!” (verbatim)

    “Just pretend to be my date.” (“You can be my date. Or, pretend to be my date.”)

    “You smile like an idiot when you’re talking to her.” (“I didn’t think he knew how to smile, but he smiles like an idiot when he looks at you.”)

    “Would you like to dance?” (verbatim)

    “The problem is, if I kissed you, I wouldn’t be able to stop.” (“If I kiss you now, I won’t be able to stop.”)

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    25 Apr 2023

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    Revising for an O by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    01 Sep 2020

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    After the war, Lucius must return to Hogwarts to take Muggle Studies. Hermione agrees to tutor him — in exchange for some tutoring of her own.

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    23 Apr 2023