Spiceypisces
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She used to hate him. He always kept quiet; she often watched him across the courtyard even before Serena knew him. Before anyone knew him. She hated him then, always alone but never seemed to have a problem with it. It made Blair feel angry, her fingers buzzing with envy.
She hates him now too, but for a whole different reason she thinks.
(or, serena leaves again, blair loses her mind. at least she has dan humphrey.)
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07 Jun 2024
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An Utter Lack of Self-Preservation Instincts by nevertothethird for nightlocktime
Fandoms: Gossip Girl (TV 2007)
18 May 2021
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There are many things Blair Waldorf needs: the new sustainable division of Waldorf Designs to be successful, a fresh manicure, and maybe a weekend away with her best-friend.
What she doesn't need is a pretentious Brooklynite with no experience working in the fashion design industry to make her life harder. Or to bring her dinner. Or to look at her like she might be the best thing he's ever seen.
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21 May 2024
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A list of things Blair Waldorf used to believe in but doesn’t anymore: love.
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20 May 2024
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The Kind of Opposites Who Do Not Attract by Stapler_Stealer
Fandoms: Gossip Girl (TV 2007)
14 Mar 2024
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Blair Waldorf doesn’t like being reminded of Dan Humphrey. But that gap-toothed, curly haired man certainly had a knack for being completely unavoidable.
Firstly, the man was her best friend’s husband.
Secondly, he was a journalist, so she was bombarded by constant reminders of him.
That insufferable social climber was everywhere. She couldn’t even check her phone without scrolling past his selfies with Nate Archibald on her Instagram feed. Talk about the ghost of boyfriends past, haunting her ad infinitum.
In other words, Blair Waldorf doesn’t like being reminded of Dan Humphrey, because it's like being reminded of a life she could have had with him.
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- Part 1 of two drifters, off to see the world
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09 Apr 2024
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just like in the movies by Stapler_Stealer
Fandoms: Gossip Girl (TV 2007), Gossip Girl Series - Cecily von Ziegesar
03 Sep 2024
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“I have five words for you, Mr Humphrey—,” Blair leans in with both palms laid flat on the counter, a triumphant smirk tugging at the corner of her lips. “—The future…is online streaming.”
“And I have four words for you, Miss Waldorf,” Humphrey replies, with a mocking smile. “Get. The. Fuck. Out!”
Or, Blair Waldorf is a ruthless media executive looking to acquire an indie video rental store, seal that damn deal and score that sweet, sweet promotion.
There’s just one teensy little problem that stands in her way — a stubborn, curly-haired store manager by the name of Dan freaking Humphrey.
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09 Apr 2024