Spindlewinder
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Everyone knows that the Supreme Archangel Aziraphale has broken with his demonic associate Crowley.
This does not explain why said associate is leaning against the wall at the top of the Holy Escalators, scowling at the angel on guard like she shouldn’t be there, and shoving a brown paper bag at her. A material brown paper bag.
“Make sure you dissolve the cocoa and sugar in cold milk before adding the hot milk. And don’t you dare scald the milk,” Crowley added, with a ferocity that suggested she was not only going to make the Supreme Archangel a human drink herself, she was going to scald it, whatever that meant.
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Crowley and Aziraphale are over. But that doesn't seem to stop Crowley turning up at the gates to Heaven with a scowl and a succession of gifts.