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Harry likes kids. That doesn't mean he's ready for a small boy to turn up on the doorstep of Grimmauld Place insisting that Harry is his father. That was weird enough, but the child identifying Draco Malfoy as his other parent was something Harry had no bloody idea how to handle.
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These are the things Draco has recently learned:
1: Don’t apparate while drunk or you’ll end up in Potter’s living room without fail
1a: This is a Big Problem.
2: Draco is unable to keep his mouth shut while drunk
3: Pansy is a shite friend
4: Potter has nice thighs
5: Draco maybe possibly doesn’t mind his apparation problem as much as he lets on
5a: Potter doesn’t seem to mind much either
