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My Last Chance by Staticpenis
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
05 Oct 2020
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It was supposed to be a simple mission, Go in, gather information, rough them up, go home.
He knew that brat would fuck it up somehow.Or Abbacchio confesses because he's scared
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There's a second where he allows himself a brief thought, as a treat; something about someone spitting in his mouth, but seriously! That's it!
This better not awaken something in me, Wooyoung thinks to himself, knowing full well that it already has.
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02 Mar 2023
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It's around ten in the night, and San and Wooyoung are high off the adrenaline from the day's dance practise, unable to sleep and seated on the bed, bored out of their minds, when the suggestion first comes out of San's mouth.
"Let's play truth or dare."
Of course, it begins as an innocent game, but things never stay that way when it comes to Woosan.
~♡~
Link to Russian translation: here
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10 Feb 2023
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💦 Fuck_Me 💦 💕💕💕HOT SINGLES NOW💕 desperate for your co… by albrechts for thanks_its_versace
Fandoms: ATEEZ (Band)
31 Dec 2021
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Sorry I called you gay (derogatory). I completely understand how offensive that is. Even though I myself am queer (ugh, I know) I am on your side. “One of the good ones” some might say. btw, i never noticed how fat ur cock is til now but its awesome
The one where San clicks the spam link.
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10 Feb 2023
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My Heart is Glowing Fluorescent (I Want You to Possess It) by lovelyumbrella
Fandoms: ATEEZ (Band)
26 Oct 2020
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Jung Wooyoung has considered himself fairly lucky, having an easy life and just going with the flow. So when he reluctantly agrees to a Master/Pet partnership with Brat Tamer Choi San to help his best friend pay off a debt, he begins to wonder if that luck has run out.
Yet, despite all his preconceived notions, Wooyoung soon learns which of the two is truly in control. And as time passes he finds himself not only enjoying the role he plays, but also the man who set out to tame him.
Portuguese Translation here
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- Part 1 of I Am A Nightmare And You Are A Miracle
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10 Feb 2023
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“Who do you think the shipper fans would assume tops between the two of us?”
What.
No, seriously. What the fuck.
Wooyoung is so shocked by the question that he wonders if maybe he’d heard him wrong. Surely San wouldn’t have just asked him-
“The fuck kind of question is that?” he says.
or: wooyoung really wishes he hadn't realised how attractive san is, because now he can't stop thinking about it.
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10 Feb 2023