Bio
does anybody actually read these goddamn things? well, i mean, if you are reading this then i guess some people do. guess that makes you a weirdo, but hey it could be worse. Anyway, I'm not a good writer, nor am i a particularly prolific one. so if you see that something hasn't been updated in a while, don't be suprised. As a consolation, all of my stories are open for translation, adaptation, or even a total rewrite by anyone at all. Literally just send me an email, or comment on a story, telling me the link to your version, and ill read it.
The only limit I have is that for the love of god don't make porn out of my stories, that shit is just weird. And if you do, for some ungodly reason, then at least make it bearable to read. too many of you lazy sluts are getting away with highway robbery by being absolutly terrible at writing porn and still doing it.

