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Laying on the cold hard ground, his nostrils filled with the cloying smell of iron and hot pain pulsing through his head with every beat of his heart as he stares up at the woman floating above him, Robert's tempted to make a joke about the familiar sight.
Not that he will. At least for Blonde Blazer, this is the first time they've met.
Aka, a time-travel au.
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Robert resorts to desperate measures to earn Sonar’s cooperation.
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03 Jan 2026
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The SDN's HR department is tired of Z-Team's bullshit.
Sonar is enlightened in the way of twink hunting, but the man (HR) seeks to keep him down.
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- Part 2 of BananaDucc's Oneshots/Shorts
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31 Dec 2025
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we both matter, don’t we? (it’s you and me) by canonically47 for A_A_Archer
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
28 Dec 2025
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“The reason I’m mad at you for getting hurt is because you don’t see a damn problem with it. You go on call after call with no breaks, and you get increasingly exhausted, and still you give yourself an impossible standard and—” Robert sighs. “Jesus Christ, Coop, you’re…”
Me.
Uncomfortably, deeply, entirely like me.
(Or: after pushing herself to the max, Coupé must stay in the infirmary room for the rest of the day. Robert comes to check on her and try to talk some sense into her, tell her to stop treating herself like a goddamn tool. Ironically, this is exactly what Robert needs to learn, too.)
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30 Dec 2025
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Robert hates that he had to cut someone from the Z-Team. He hates that Coupé hasn’t forgive him. He hates the nightmares he keeps getting. He hates how drunk he is.
Coupé finds Robert after he took a sudden absence and prevents him from doing anything stupid while he’s extremely drunk.
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31 Dec 2025
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Robert Robertson has, spontaneously, become ten years old.
“What’s not legal? Employing a man? Ask him why he can’t drive his own damn self back from the station!”
“Well, he’s ten, sir. Ten year olds aren’t allowed to work.” There was a long pause, then an unsubtle cough. “Or drive.”
Hands on her hips, Blazer slammed to a halt, face expectant. Chase silently counted down from ten in his head, then took a long, calming breath.
“Let me get this straight. Robert Robertson is at your police station, and he is visibly ten years old?”
Blazer startled, anger evaporating in a blink.
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27 Dec 2025