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• Too Demonic (Even for a Demon) by WildWarning33 for SummertimeVampire

  Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)  

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  16 Mar 2025

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  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
  • One Sided Crowley/Furfur (Good Omens)
  • Furfur (Good Omens)
  • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
  • Crowley (Good Omens)
  • Crack
  • POV Outsider
  • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
  • Episode: s02e04 The Hitchhiker (Good Omens)
  • Scene: The Bullet Catch Magic Show (Good Omens)
  • Crowley and Furfur Have History (Good Omens)
  • Thirsty Aziraphale (Good Omens)
  • Thirsty Crowley (Good Omens)
  • Making Out
  • Implied/Referenced Sex
  • Demons Can Sense Lust (Good Omens)
  • Confused Furfur
  • And a little bit of
  • Jealous Furfur (Good Omens)
  • as a treat
  • Aziraphale is Not Innocent (Good Omens)
  • aziraphale corrects furfur
  • and crowley finds that hot
  • so aziraphale jumps him right there in the green room
  • and then they make out while furfur tries to figure out wtf is happening
  • That's it
  • that's the fic
  • except it turned into furfur angst at the end for some reason
  • my bad - Freeform
  • The author has brought a limbo stick and invites all your expectations to play
  • what if they got freaky and it solved everything: the fic

  Summary

  “Horny, you say?” The angel (Fell, Furfur decided; he couldn’t be arsed to remember the bastard’s actual name) regarded Crowley out of the corner of his eye, his gaze decidedly not angelic. “Care to tell me what that’s about, Crowley?”

  Crowley, clearly caught off-guard by Fell’s reaction to this news, stammered for a second. “Ang- Aziraphale, I can’t just... well, ’s really just...” The demon cleared his throat. “Y’know. Demon stuff.”

  “Demon stuff... funny, that doesn’t ring a bell,” the angel said lightly. Stepping closer to Crowley, he raised an eyebrow in what looked like a challenge. “It seems I do not, in fact, ‘know.’”

  “...Like I said, ’s demon st-”

  “-Yes, yes, demon stuff, I’m aware. Tell me, dear boy, would that make you an expert in the subject?”

  Furfur, the vilest demon in the room, had to fight the urge to barf.

  Language:

  English

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