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Sasuke has a type.
It’s blond, stupid, and…
...It’s Naruto. Okay, fine, it’s Naruto.
Unfortunately his best friend is 1. not gay and 2. a simp for goth girls, so Sasuke is stuck finding a replacement to sleep with, rejecting Naruto’s drunken advances, and being a good friend. It's an uphill battle of monstrous proportions and Sasuke just wishes he could take the easy way out by shoving his five years of pining off a cliff.
Instead, he ends up wearing all black after a photoshoot gone wrong and Naruto shows him firsthand how deep his affinity for goths really runs, and the uphill battle just gets that much harder.
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17 Sep 2026
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The transfer student is a country hick—which is just a nice way of saying he doesn’t belong in the private boarding school where Sasuke has calculated his life’s trajectory. It’s fine if the idiot steals all his friends, it's absolutely bearable if he’s forced to partner up with him in gym class, and it's definitely not a problem at all that his dorm room is right next door.
But joining the soccer team where Sasuke is team captain? That’s where he draws the line.
And if Naruto could stop calling him a pussy, that would be great.
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16 Sep 2026
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You reap what you sow.
Naruto offers bountiful harvest.The most important stories can never quite be put into words and maybe that is their true tragedy.
[Clouded Mind and Heavy Heart from Naruto's POV]Series
- Part 4 of Hopeless Wanderer
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14 Sep 2026
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“You think this is our fault?” Naruto realizes nevertheless, and it's always 'us' and 'we' and 'our' with him. He and the Uchiha have become an entity, inseparable.
The part of Jiraiya that writes tempetuous love stories almost thinks it romantic. Yet this is anything but.
Jiraiya's greatest regret comes in the shape of two runaway boys.Series
- Part 3 of Hopeless Wanderer
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14 Sep 2026
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All along, Sasuke has been digging his own grave.
[Continuation to 'Clouded Mind and Heavy Heart']
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- Part 2 of Hopeless Wanderer
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13 Sep 2026