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    Harry Potter has anger issues, and has chosen celebrity Quidditch matches as his outlet. Unfortunately, that means most people aren't willing to play against him--or even on a team with him.

    Pugsley Addams is a longtime admirer of Harry's, and he has no trouble assembling a team with a taste for danger. Let the wooing begin.

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    26 Oct 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 74

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    ["Harrison. Harrison Mortis Addams will be his new name." Morticia wanted to give the baby a sense of a new family while respecting his unfortunate parents.]

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    The story where the Addams Family is related to the Potters, and takes Harry in before Dumbledore can reach him. They raise the Addams way, setting Hogwarts and all the Wizarding community in for a shock.

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    25 Oct 2025

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    Ch 2

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    When seven-year-old Harry Potter speaks to a serpent in the London Zoo, he doesn’t just unlock a door; he draws the attention of someone watching. Morticia Addams, matriarch of the famously macabre Addams Family, recognizes the signs of suppressed magic and wounded potential. Upon discovering the boy’s name and the cruelty he’s endured, she makes a decision with all the grace and finality of a guillotine.
    Harry Potter is coming home with them.
    Raised among poison gardens, swordplay at breakfast, and cousins who play with guillotines instead of toys, Harry finds something in the Addams manor he never knew existed: a family that not only accepts the dark, strange parts of him, but celebrates them. Under the watchful eyes of Morticia and Gomez, alongside Wednesday, Pugsley, Thing, and the rest of the delightfully eerie household, Harry grows into something the wizarding world never expected.
    Confident. Unafraid. Powerful.
    So when Hogwarts finally comes calling, they are not prepared for this Harry Potter, and he is no longer alone...

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    25 Oct 2025

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    Ch 13

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    Bilbo was going to be fired for indecency in the workplace, never mind that assassins didn’t actually have a workplace. This was so far from okay. Past the rather pressing fact that Bilbo was a hired killer and Thorin was the mayor of a city, for god’s sake, the man was probably straight anyway.

    Bilbo Baggins, gun for hire, assassin extraordinaire, is contracted to kidnap Thorin Oakenshield, mayor of Erebor City. Unfortunately a figure from his past is out to get him and the operation goes a little...southwards. Involving guns, swearing, hiding in trees, inconvenient emotions and a whole lot of concealed weapons.

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    25 Oct 2025

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