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• Jesus From State Farm by TaintedMind6669

  Fandoms: State Farm Insurance "Back in the Office" Commercial  

  • Not Rated
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Other
  • Complete Work

  01 Oct 2025

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • New Jake (State Farm: Back In The Office)/Original Character(s)
  • New Jake (State Farm: Back In The Office)
  • grub hub guy
  • LiMu the Emu (Liberty Mutual)
  • Doug (Liberty Mutual)
  • Koolaid man - Character
  • GEICO Representative Gecko (GEICO Commercials)
  • Crack
  • POV First Person
  • The second coming of jake from state farm
  • A couple tags left out so there are no spoilers

  Summary

  Jake from state farm is the second coming of Jesus and brings with him a very important message.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  3,693

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  5

  Kudos:

  4

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  32

• Northern Attitude by TaintedMind6669

  Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  30 Sep 2025

  Tags

  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion
  • Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia
  • Jaskier | Dandelion
  • Hurt Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia
  • POV Third Person
  • Jaskier | Dandelion Loves Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia
  • Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia Loves Jaskier | Dandelion
  • No Smut
  • but there are lustful gazes
  • Minor Original Character(s)
  • like super minor
  • Wiedźmin | The Witcher-Typical Bathing
  • love that thats a tag
  • Bathing Together
  • Bathing/Washing
  • Witcher Trials (The Witcher)
  • Flashbacks
  • Hurt/Comfort
  • Literal Sleeping Together

  Summary

  Geralt is kidnapped, triggering the return of some unfortunate memories, Jaskier comes to the rescue. Don’t expect much plot, I just wanted to write something tender with them and also I love to torture Geralt.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  3,955

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  6

  Kudos:

  86

  Bookmarks:

  7

  Hits:

  687

• SOS by TaintedMind6669

  Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Shazam! | Captain Marvel (Comics)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  02 Mar 2025

  Tags

  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Dick Grayson & Bruce Wayne
  • Billy Batson & Bruce Wayne
  • Billy Batson
  • Bruce Wayne
  • Dick Grayson
  • Ambiguous/Open Ending
  • Drabble
  • Billy Batson Needs a Hug
  • Mild Gore
  • Its pretty tame but if you’re bad with blood maybe dont read this one
  • Stay safe folks
  • Billy Batson is the whiz kid
  • billy batson is a radio host
  • billy batson is a reporter
  • I dunno I just love early iterations of Billy Batson
  • Tagging this with graphic depictions of violence just to be safe

  Summary

  Do I have an ongoing Billy Batson fic that I’ve been avoiding working on for months? Yeah. Anyways heres this open-ended drabble I’ve been keeping in my notes app since November

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  998

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  4

  Kudos:

  76

  Bookmarks:

  5

  Hits:

  606

• Stripes and Siblings by TaintedMind6669

  Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Shazam! | Captain Marvel (Comics), Justice League - All Media Types  

  • Not Rated
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  04 Sep 2024

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Billy Batson & Damian Wayne
  • Billy Batson & Bruce Wayne
  • Batfamily Members & Billy Batson
  • Bruce Wayne & Damian Wayne
  • Billy Batson
  • Damian Wayne
  • Bruce Wayne
  • Batfamily Members (DCU)
  • Justice League (DCU)
  • Freddy Freeman - mentioned
  • Fluff
  • Found Family
  • Batfamily (DCU)
  • Tiger Billy Batson
  • magic shenanigans
  • batfam shenanigans
  • Lot of Shenanigans to go around
  • Magic
  • Shapeshifting
  • but he doesnt do it to himself
  • and he doesnt know how to undo it
  • Non-Consensual Body Modification
  • Billy Batson-centric
  • Billy Batson is Captain Marvel | Shazam
  • Bruce Wayne is Billy Batson's Parent
  • Kind Of
  • I mean he will be
  • but right now Billy is a tiger
  • No Romance
  • I dont ship children.
  • Soft Damian Wayne
  • you know he is
  • regardless of how prickly he may seem
  • Damian Wayne Loves His Pets
  • Damian Wayne Loves His Family
  • Good Parent Bruce Wayne
  • Tired Parent Bruce Wayne
  • Long-Suffering Bruce Wayne
  • Abandoned Work - Unfinished and Discontinued

  Summary

  Basically, Billy gets turned into a tiger and gets kidnapped by Damian, batfam shenanigans ensue. There probably won’t be any big overarching plot to this, I just love character interaction and Billy Batson is my favorite goofy goober, so I love to see him in stressful situations where he’s forced to have a family that loves him.

  UNFINISHED AND DISCONTINUED

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  8,821

  Chapters:

  6/6

  Comments:

  82

  Kudos:

  801

  Bookmarks:

  138

  Hits:

  9,807

• Home Can Be An Insufferable Idiot by TaintedMind6669

  Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool & Wolverine  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  02 Aug 2024

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Logan/Wade Wilson
  • Logan | Worst Wolverine (Deadpool Movies)/Wade Wilson
  • Logan | Worst Wolverine (Deadpool Movies)
  • Wade Wilson
  • Blind Al (Deadpool)
  • Spoilers for Movie: Deadpool 3: Deadpool & Wolverine (2024)
  • Movie: Deadpool 3: Deadpool & Wolverine (2024)
  • rated for some cursing
  • Kind of a dabble
  • Drabble Adjacent
  • Honda Odyssey Fight Scene in Movie: Deadpool 3: Deadpool & Wolverine (2024)
  • mentioned - Freeform
  • Blind Al knows whats up
  • Grandma blind al
  • Logan | Worst Wolverine Is Bad at Feelings
  • repressed goober
  • but im not big into slow burns so uncharacteristically forward logan
  • Its kind of ironic that this is almost from logans pov because im much more of a wade guy
  • Pre-Slash
  • Pre-Relationship
  • until like the very end

  Summary

  The shawarma scene continued

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,415

  Chapters:

  2/2

  Comments:

  22

  Kudos:

  490

  Bookmarks:

  39

  Hits:

  3,268