7 Works by TheDarkPorg
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Bikini Jedi by TheDarkPorg
Fandoms: Star Wars Legends - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types
15 Aug 2021
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Jaina Solo gets roped into a celebrity bikini wash. Things go south from there.
This story does make a serious attempt at plot and character, but really, you should read this only if you're looking for smut, and have a reasonably high tolerance for Hutts and bondage.
I feel the phrase "a comedy in the same genre as Orson Welles' movie adaptation of Kafka's The Trial" ought to be in there somewhere, but I'm not sure that would make sense to anyone...
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Imperial Space II: Queen of the Empire by TheDarkPorg
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types
23 Dec 2020
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Once upon a time, there was a Star Wars where Han Solo and Princess Leia had a Jedi daughter, Jaina. She married a former TIE Pilot, and when he became the leader of the Imperial Remnant, she was supposed to become a symbol of reconciliation, and a force for Jedi influence.
Instead, she got divorced, and drunkenly agreed to take over her ex-husband's job. Now she's Grand Moff Jaina, complete with Tarkin-style uniform and Palpatine-style throne. She's finding it hard to remember why she used to think the Rebels were the good guys, and her private life's become far too complicated for the straight girl she says she is.
The Empire's turned Jaina Solo into one of its own - can she still find a way to be a guardian of peace and justice...?
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- Part 2 of Imperial Space - A Jaina Solo Story
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Daggerdance by TheDarkPorg
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends: New Jedi Order Series - Various Authors, Star Wars Legends - All Media Types
11 Dec 2020
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On a Corellian spaceport street, nineteen-year-old Jedi Knight Jacen Solo steps in to rescue an alien dancing-girl from a gang of thugs, and finds himself rapidly out of his depth. Not that he's complaining at all...
This is an old story which got stalled, because writing a scene where the female protagonist has to interact with other Jedi was tricky, but I decided this part could stand alone. Perhaps subconsciously influenced by some of the storyboards for earlier drafts of Episode VII...
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Play it again, Max by TheDarkPorg
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
09 Dec 2020
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The Black Knight and the Girl by TheDarkPorg
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
26 Mar 2020
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Rey wakes up, and finds she's not on Tatooine, and the war's not over. Instead, she's in a cell aboard the First Order command ship, with Kylo standing in the doorway, looking annoyingly amused. Reylo. Fluff. Action.
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Imperial Space by TheDarkPorg
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends: New Jedi Order Series - Various Authors, Star Wars Legends: Legacy of the Force Series - Aaron Allston & Troy Denning & Karen Traviss
04 Jun 2019
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Once upon a time, there was a Star Wars where the Rebellion became a respected Galactic government. Luke restored the Jedi Order. Han and Leia lived happily ever after. Their daughter, Jaina Solo, became a Jedi Knight, and married a former TIE Pilot from the remnants of the Empire. When he was chosen as the leader of his people, she travelled to Imperial Space as his first lady, symbolising a new age of peace and harmony. This is her story.
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- Part 1 of Imperial Space - A Jaina Solo Story
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Rebel by TheDarkPorg
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends - All Media Types
31 May 2019
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An anonymous female worker at the Empire's Bilbringi shipyards goes on shift. POV includes passing references to Jaina Solo, Han and Leia's daughter from the old "Legends" continuity. May not make complete sense if you're not at least vaguely aware of that timeline.