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Castiel see's his arranged marriage as the end of the line, and Dean is desperate to stop Sam from getting hitched to the wrong woman, when Cas' wedding gets interrupted by a confused, but well intentioned Winchester, he see's this as an opportunity to break out from under his families thumb and start fresh, even if that means running away with the guy who kidnapped him from the altar...
Title is from a Billy Idol song because I have no self control, enjoy!
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“So where are we going?”
Dean’s heart nearly stops as he slams Baby’s brakes, grateful there's no one else behind them on the road.
He whips around in his seat, only to come face-to-face with a kid who is decidedly not Sammy. His messy blonde hair is cut above his ears (something he can only dream of Sam doing)and he’s quite a few years younger than Dean's brother, feet dangling off the edge of the seat and not really touching the floor.
“You’re not Sammy…” He tries to not break into hysterics. Sammy doesn't have a black backpack decorated with little embroidered honeybees, he doesn't wear Velcro shoes, and he certainly doesn't squint his wide blue eyes and cock his head to the side when confused.
“No,” The little boy answers carefully, “I’m Jack.”
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When Jack accidentally gets into Dean's car instead of Cas', Dean is left scrambling to return the elementary schooler to his father before he's charged with kidnapping... -
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Winchesters have always been plagued by a twisted version of Murphy’s law.
It’s not that everything that can go wrong does, though they have had absolutely shit luck before, no, their unspoken family law is thus-
Any and all relaxing trips will end in a hunt.
Dad takes them up to the mountains? Rugaru.
Dean goes camping with Sam? Wendigo.
They try to relax on a beach in Virgina after wiping out a vamp nest?
“Fucking mermaids.” -
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What to do when a group of 3 dudes need a happily married couple to get into an event? Well, with heels stolen from a drag queen, a dress from goodwill, and some trashy beauty magazines, anything is possible