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    Current Timeline:
    1. Chapter One & Two - The Fable Of The Owl & The Deer
    2. Chapter One & Two - The Jester & The Butcher
    3. Chapter One - Five Moments Of Insight & One Blind Spot
    4. Chapter Two - Five Moments Of Insight & One Blind Spot
    5. Chapter One - Divine Hunger & Infernal Harmony
    6. Chapter Three - Five Moments Of Insight & One Blind Spot
    7. Chapter Four - Five Moments Of Insight & One Blind Spot
    8. Chapter Two - Divine Hunger & Infernal Harmony
    9. Chapter Three - Divine Hunger & Infernal Harmony
    10. Chapter Five - Five Moments Of Insight & One Blind Spot
    11. Chapter Four - Divine Hunger & Infernal Harmony
    12. Chapter Five - Divine Hunger & Infernal Harmony
    13. Chapter Six - Five Moments Of Insight & One Blind Spot
    14. Chapter Six - Divine Hunger & Infernal Harmony

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    Alastor has always been an opportunist. When a good opportunity falls into his lap like a red apple fell onto Sir Isaac Newton's head, he'll take it and use it to his best benefit. But the thing Alastor finds a little bit pathetic about himself is that, unfortunately, he IS also an Altruist. Besides, sometimes replanting that apple, making it grow and thrive, could bring him more benefits than gorging on it the second he gets it.

    Written after s2e5 and s2s6 aired! So spoilers up to then, but not for future episodes!

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    21 Mar 2026

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    In the wake of Vox's failed holy war, the Pride Ring recovers. The Overlords are quiet as mice, sinners are continuing with their lives, the Hazbin Hotel has more guests than ever and the Radio Demon's name is whispered in fear and awe once again. Only this time, it's not for the same reasons as before.

    Or: Hell witnessed Alastor break two deals on live television. This has consequences. Cue hordes of sinners coming to him for contract advice. Sometimes not even just sinners.

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    20 Mar 2026

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    Hell is rebuilding. Heaven is demanding.

    Lucifer is fighting to reclaim his place in his daughter’s life after a divorce everyone else saw coming. Alastor has found something he never should have gone looking for, and he has no intention of letting it go.

    A slow descent into fragile alliances, obsession, and very bad ideas.

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    The silence stretched between them then, thick and awkward. Not because they had nothing to say; because they had too much. Too many questions neither wanted to voice first. Too many unspoken rules from Hell suddenly meaningless here.

    Vox finally stood, joints cracking in protest. Annoying. Stupid human body. “Look. All I know is we woke up like this. On Earth. Together. With all our memories and none of our powers. So, congratulations, deer boy, you’re stuck with me.”

    Alastor pinched the bridge of his nose, inhaling sharply through his teeth. “Let me get this straight. I have been forcibly deposited into a mortal vessel, next to you, with no warning, no explanation, and no immediate means of escape?”

    “That’s the gist,” Vox said.

    Alastor stared at him.

    Then laughed.

     

     

    Or Alastor and Vox find themselves trapped in Purgatory with human bodies.

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