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    Nothing says friendship like insisting everyone leave you alone so you can focus on your alchemy project and fix the second-floor lavatory.

    (Or: How one Slytherin stumbled into saving the wizarding world and somehow got the Black brothers to have a civil conversation.)

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    18 Oct 2025

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    Just as she’s about to break down and start sobbing, Kakuzu comes gliding through the trees. He’s staring down at a little black book and Lily feels a moment of panic before she schools her expression into a scowl. How did Hidan act? Recklessly, right? She could be reckless. She could swear. How hard could it be?

    She opens her mouth to call Kakuzu a fucking shitstain heathen and promptly bursts into tears.

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    Lily wakes up in the body of Hidan. Things devolve from there.

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    19 Oct 2025

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    Look, I’ll be the first to admit that I had never much bought into the whole pearly gates or eternal damnation business. I couldn’t tell you what I was expecting of the afterlife - but it sure as hell wasn't this.

    Moody glowered. "What is with you today?"

    I grinned back at him. Oh, you have no idea.

    You died, the first time, on a random thursday afternoon. Waking up in the body of a young - and very much alive - Moaning Myrtle, you couldn't quite believe your luck. But alas, no rest for the newly deceased. There is work to be done. Between stopping Tom Riddle from opening the Chamber of Secrets, evading the Knights of Walpurgis, and figuring out just why Olive Hornby hates you so much, you’ve got a very busy afterlife.

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    The devices in his ears were the best the military could get him—expensive, discreet, smart. They helped in crowded shops and city streets. Let him catch parts of sentences if the person stood close and spoke clearly. High-frequency filters, speech enhancement, all of it.

    But it was like trying to listen to a symphony through a cracked radio. Tinny. Fuzzy. Off.

    And when it was quiet like this—no traffic, no orders, no gunfire to cut through—it felt worse.

    He could see your voice. Your lips forming his name.

    He wanted to hear it.

     

    Christ, he wanted to hear it.

     

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    Simon gets medically discharged -and despite himself he helps an old lady cross the street. Leading him all the way home to her niece-you.

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