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Takayanagi Kyoichiro swears he's not suicidal, he's simply a suicide enthusiast. He can admit, however, that suicide via carbon-monoxide poisoning might have been more pleasant than getting flattened by a 600-pound truck.
Ah, well, he's here anyway, he might as well enjoy the happy retirement life he didn't get to have before.
Unfortunately, he has landed right in the middle of wartime, and there are homicidal ninja coming in for his advice. Just because he was a high school counselor and teacher who knew how to deal with emotionally unstable teenagers doesn't mean he actually enjoys the job, so please go away, thank you.
TLDR; A former assassin-turned-ethics-teacher reincarnates into a world of ninjas and decides to enjoy retirement. However, these trigger-happy ninja won't leave him alone...
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I've turned this work into a series because I've realised it made more sense than keeping to one huge work.
The first installation focuses on the summer of Year 4 and the murder mystery. The part featuring the actual school year will come after and there will be a few one shots in the middle.
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29 Apr 2026
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When Lily Potter first heard that Voldemort wanted her son dead, she did what she had always done: she made plans to keep him safe. And when those plans fail, she makes plans to get him back.
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Harry Potter dies. His mother goes mad with grief. She hunts down Death and pleads for the return of her son. Not knowing what Death looks like, she mistakes Death's curious Master as Death himself. To her benefit, Harry Potter (who does not reveal his identity, but you'll guess it anyway so I don't feel bad spoiling) is all too happy to help her kidnap Harry Potter from another universe to be raised by Lily and James.
Lighthearted with moodiness (because I can't not include angst in my fics) and occasional emotional moments. I've had the idea turning around in my head for awhile and decided I might as well start writing it. I mean really -- what chaos could a tiny Master of Death cause in a world where he doesn't belong?
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“I have many sins, sweetheart. The difference between us is that I don't hide from what I am.”
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29 Apr 2026
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“Save my son,” Narcissa’s voice was steady, her eyes determined. “Save my family.”
Hermione Nott always dreamed. She dreamed of a different life, a life without magic.
She dreamed she was a muggle.
Or so she thought.
When she was 11, she dreamed she was actually a muggleborn going to Hogwarts, instead of the Beauxbatons school her family sent her to.
When she was 13, she dreamed of being petrified.
But these were just dreams, right?
Except, when she was 17, her parents transferred her to Hogwarts mid-term and engaged her to the Black heir.
After that, she began to think that maybe…just maybe… these weren’t dreams at all.