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• cold coffee by Valphron

  Fandoms: Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist - Wifies (Web Series)  

  • General Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  23 Feb 2026

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • AveryTheMayo/d3rLord3 (Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist)
  • AveryTheMayo (Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist)
  • d3rLord3 (Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist)
  • Implied Relationship
  • Fluff
  • Not Canon Compliant
  • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
  • D3rlord3 is a Harpy
  • Avery is cold
  • Use of It/Its Pronouns (kinda)
  • Short One Shot
  • One Shot
  • They’re gay your honor
  • Author ran out of ideas halfway
  • no beta we die like the townsfolk
  • The King In Yellow Is Not Present
  • d3rLord3 Has Infinite Knowledge (Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist)
  • d3rLord3 Has PTSD (Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist)
  • AveryTheMayo Takes Care Of d3rLord3 (Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist)
  • Mute d3rlord3 (Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist)
  • Slime AveryTheMayo (Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist)
  • idk what else to tag
  • enjoy i guess

  Summary

  “Coffee…?” Avery murmurs, his hair (?) cool as it presses against D3rlord3’s neck.

   

  “Yes.”

   

  Avery takes the verbal response he can get, and the side of his head rests comfortably against the crook of D3rlord3’s neck. D3rlord3 is thankful for the cool slime pressing against his skin, as odd as it feels. He was getting hot anyways.

  —creds to wolfieheir for inspiring me to make D3rlord3 a harpy (also go check out their fics they are. SO GOOD.

  Series

  • Part 1 of SlimeKnight Fics !

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,068

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  8

  Kudos:

  66

  Bookmarks:

  3

  Hits:

  261

• The Moon and the Sun by Valphron

  Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  29 Jan 2026

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Shadow milk cookie & Original Character
  • Shadow Milk Cookie/Original Character
  • Shadow Milk Cookie (Cookie Run)
  • Original Character(s) - Character
  • Established Relationship
  • Fluff
  • Pet Name Usage
  • Any POV
  • Soft Shadow Milk Cookie
  • Needy y/n
  • Soft Y/N
  • Fragile y/n
  • Protector Shadow Milk Cookie
  • CEO Shadow Milk Cookie
  • Alpha Shadow Milk Cookie
  • omega y/n
  • alpha/omega bond
  • Omegaverse
  • Submissive Omega y/n
  • Dominant Alpha Shadow Milk Cookie
  • cursing
  • Violence
  • Shadow Milk Cookie Protects y/n
  • I lowk forgot every other cookie
  • thats why its shadow milk
  • I hope you like him
  • Scary Alpha powers
  • IDK how else to tag
  • no beta we die like real men
  • first and only draft
  • Crack Fic
  • Homosexual

  Summary

  y/n is a sweet little Omega, and Shadow Milk Cookie protects them.

  or,

  Every rough Alpha needs their gentle Omega to calm them down.

  Shadow Milk cookie is mad.

  y/n grounds him.

  (This is a satire fic.. btw…)

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  232

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  6

  Kudos:

  4

  Hits:

  94