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    Hell is other people. Purgatory is being a twenty something weatherman with the memories of a being a media overlord who had the entirety of Hell wrapped around his finger.

    Sent back to his mortal life with a chance to "do it right this time", Vox has a problem. The Angels have installed a patch in his soul: the Pacifist Protocol. If he tries to kill a rival, poison a boss, or throw a punch, he is paralyzed by blinding agony.

    He cannot claw his way to the top if he can't use his claws. He needs a loophole.

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    19 Jan 2026

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    Love love love love

  2. Public Bookmark 37

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    The first time the Devil of Hell’s Kitchen meets Foggy Nelson, he breaks Foggy’s wrist.

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    24 Sep 2025

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    Good

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    Foggy and Matt never met at school. They cross paths for the first time while working opposite sides of a case, and Matt doesn't leave an impression beyond the superficial: a blind, pro-bono crusader who Foggy will feel really guilty about having to oppose in court one of these days. Seemed like a nice guy, but no one Foggy will worry about a week later.

    He has more important things on his mind, like the masked vigilante who keeps cornering him in dark alleys to threaten him for information.

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    15 Nov 2024

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    Idk how bookmarks work but this is cool