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• Hulk Smash ;) by WhaleDicks for SmolAngryWeeb

  Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Political RPF  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Multi
  • Complete Work

  12 Sep 2025

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  • obama/hulk/dumbledore
  • obama/hulk/dumbledore/queen elizabeth II
  • other relationships to an extent that is concerning but theyre all background
  • Barack Obama
  • Elizabeth II of the United Kingdom
  • Hulk (Marvel)
  • others but far too many to ever tag
  • like everyone you could think of
  • its porn basically
  • Anal Sex
  • Fingering
  • Blowjobs
  • Oral Sex
  • Cunnilingus
  • Docking
  • Creampie
  • Spitroast
  • Threesome
  • Foursome
  • Multiple Orgasms
  • Size Difference
  • Age Difference
  • Old man yaoi
  • the genitals arent prehensile but its the closest word i can think of
  • so many weird references
  • Wedding Proposal
  • Gay Marriage

  Summary

  if youre hulk sized, the only place to get a wedding ring is a sex shop. if only the elderly shopkeeper wasnt so fucking hot and british

  also obama is here

  Language:

  English

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  16,157

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  Comments:

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  Kudos:

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  Hits:

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