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   All Too Human by CrackedPumpkinSZN

   Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types  

   • Mature
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
   • F/M
   • Work in Progress

   10 Nov 2025

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Major Character Death
   • Kíli (Tolkien)/Reader
   • Kíli (Tolkien)
   • Fíli (Tolkien)
   • Thorin's Company
   • Bilbo Baggins
   • Thranduil (Tolkien)
   • Bard the Bowman (Tolkien)
   • Angst
   • I Simped Too Hard
   • and here we are
   • Fluff
   • I'm a Tauriel Hater
   • And Thranduil Hater
   • I'm A Hater
   • I Don't Have Backstories
   • Only Exposition
   • Don't Ask Me How Reader Got There
   • I Don't Even Know
   • we'll find out together
   • Everybody needs a therapist
   • Pining
   • Mutual Pining
   • They're both dumb fucks
   • Decisions were made

   Summary

   Being thrown into Middle-earth is practically a dream come true until you realise it’s less “yippee kai-yay” and more “How not to die for dummies”.

   With only a half-remembered plot to guide you, you're just trying to stay one step ahead of dragons, elves, and your own questionable decisions.

   Especially your decisions.

   But things get complicated when Kili, a charming dwarf with a knack for making your heart race, enters the picture. Between managing your growing feelings, fumbling through your role in a story that’s falling apart at the seams, and trying not to die (again), it's pretty damn obvious that you're not cut out to play the part of a hero.

   TLDR: How to Fumble the Hottest Dwarf in Thorin's Company (trademark pending)

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   57,801

   Chapters:

   9/?

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