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    “Sorry if you got a lot of shit about it. At school. From- you know.”

    Eddie stares at him. “From… your basketball lackeys?”

    “Sure. Yeah.”

    Is this… is Harrington winding him up?

    “Are you winding me up?”

    “What? No. No!”

    “Pardon my hesitance,” Eddie says, narrowing his eyes, “this is just- kind of unexpected. And by that, I mean- a bit of a mind fuck.

    Steve clears his throat, looks down at his shoes.

    Eddie kind of dances from side to side, ducks down to recapture Steve's gaze. “And by that- I mean- cereal shopping with Steve ‘the hair’ Harrington while he apologises on behalf of high school jocks everywhere.”

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    Gareth's unintentional matchmaking skills lead Eddie to three new discoveries:
    1. Steve Harrington is very bad at math
    2. Steve Harrington is very fucking weird
    3. Steve Harrington is dangerously easy to fall in love with

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    15 Dec 2025

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    Four Wizards. One War. One way to go.

    • Harry Potter - The Sacrificial Lamb, “What life can he possibly live here like this? If he’s not the Boy Who Lived, if he’s not the Saviour, if he doesn’t end a decades long war… who is he?”
    • Draco Malfoy - The Scapegoat, “He wanted so desperately to deserve saving. He wanted so desperately to deserve death. He never deserved either.”
    • Regulus Black - The Spear Carrier, “That seems to be his fate regardless. And he’d rather die with people he trusts than drown alone with no one knowing he was trying to do the right thing in the end.”
    • James Potter - The Cannon Fodder, “He suddenly feels guilty. Towards her, towards Harry. He feels as if he’s done something terrible, dying and taking her along with him all the while leaving a baby Harry to fight and win the war.”

    Or: Thanks to a freak accident, Harry and Draco find themselves stuck in 1977. As if being punted into the middle of a raging war they'd already won wasn't bad enough, they're inevitably sucked into the messy lives of Harry's dead dad and the people he holds most dear.

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    24 Jul 2025

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    Shouto calls his university’s help desk for computer problems and finds himself crushing on the school’s late-night on-call techie.

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    31 Jul 2024

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    when Regulus is hit with a rogue spell that sends him back to a 6-year-old, Sirius is forced to face their adversities and grow past their animosity.

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    11 Jul 2024

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    “Excuse me, you what?”

    “I want you to take Regulus out on a date,” Sirius repeats casually as if he hasn’t just said the most absurd thing ever, watching the Snitch that had escaped James’ hand the second Sirius had made the ridiculous request the first time.

    James stares at his best friend in disbelief, because what?

    “Look, if you go on a date with Regulus, I can go out on my Moony date. My parents will realise that their stupid idea of cursing me with only getting to date once Regulus does didn’t work out because look at that, Regulus also dates! They reverse the magic, Regulus can happily go back to refusing to date anyone, I can go back happily dating Remus, and you can happily go back doing whatever you had planned to do this summer. Quidditch, I assume.”

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    or: A 10 Things I Hate About You AU where James fake dates Regulus so Sirius can date Remus again

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    04 Jul 2024