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• I like you, you dumbass! by Xyzqq

  Fandoms: The Black Phone (Movies - Derrickson)  

  • Mature
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • F/M
  • Complete Work

  01 Feb 2026

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Vance Hopper/Reader
  • Vance Hopper
  • Reader
  • Smut
  • Vaginal Sex
  • Cunnilingus
  • Face Slapping
  • Shameless Smut
  • Consensual Sex
  • Vaginal Fingering

  Summary

  The reader is best friends with Vance hopper since they were both little. Vance has had a crush on you for SOOOO long, on day you kept suggesting girls to him that he could date until he finally reveals that he likes YOU. Then things get really hot then idk.🥹

  Language:

  English

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  Kudos:

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