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After Borussia Dortmund’s 5–0 demolition of Bayern Munich in 2021, a drunken Jude Bellingham and Erling Haaland accidentally wander onto a millionaire’s private estate, mistaking it for a public park. Security cameras capture them feeding koi fish pretzels, climbing on historic statues, and getting hopelessly lost before they unknowingly leave… only to be hit with a civil lawsuit days later.