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The Fine Arts (Guilt Tripping and Manipulation) by Yexhno
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
18 Mar 2024
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Well, out of all the places he expected to be right now, Tommy can confidently say this is most definitely not one of them.
In the grave? Very probable. On the run from law enforcement? Weekly occurrence, basically but no. Crying in a dumpster somewhere? Never. He has never done that. Anyone who says so is a liar and most likely a very angry possum, so don't listen to them.
(Especially if the possum is an American. Two wrongs do not make a right.)No, Tommy isn't in any of those places, unfortunately. Instead, he's in a bank, held hostage by some stupid low level thugs just looking to make a quick buck and decided, ‘Hey, I know what we should do! We should hold this kid Big, Strong, Handsome man hostage! Great idea!’. Meanwhile, he's just trying to make big enough puppy dog eyes to one specific bank teller so they give him two lollipops instead of the one they normally do.
Tommy is starting to think he may never get those lollipops.
Or
Tommy is held hostage at the bank when he just wants lollipops but thank goodness, his years of manipulation have paid off in full. He will most definitely drag this out as much as possible