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Sasuke has a type.
It’s blond, stupid, and…
...It’s Naruto. Okay, fine, it’s Naruto.
Unfortunately his best friend is 1. not gay and 2. a simp for goth girls, so Sasuke is stuck finding a replacement to sleep with, rejecting Naruto’s drunken advances, and being a good friend. It's an uphill battle of monstrous proportions and Sasuke just wishes he could take the easy way out by shoving his five years of pining off a cliff.
Instead, he ends up wearing all black after a photoshoot gone wrong and Naruto shows him firsthand how deep his affinity for goths really runs, and the uphill battle just gets that much harder.
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27 May 2026
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Currently Hiring Hitmen by Sable_Simp
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
02 Nov 2024
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Jotaro uttered a small huff that sounded suspiciously like a suppressed laugh. Jolyne had to do a double take. Why did the serious creases in his expression look softer than usual?
“These starfish are known for their saturated blue color. Radiant, when the moonlight hits them just right. It reminds me of your eyes.”Jolyne could only watch helplessly as Josuke all but swooned at the worst pick-up line known to mankind.
Ew. Ew. Please, just end her now.
Jolyne really wants to see heads roll. Specifically, those of the two morons she definitely isn’t related to eye-fucking each other right in front of her.
Hitmen click above for a full description of the job offer, advance payment in cash only. Please and thank you.Series
- Part 3 of Worries to Stardust, Crazy Life Ahead
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09 Aug 2025
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Sexploration Perks by Sable_Simp
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
01 May 2025
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Since attempt two at not-so guilty pleasure had gone splendidly, even without awkwardness - Josuke had made sure to dispose of any evidence himself to keep his mom from ever finding out about the nature of his experimentation (he had kept the lube, though, he would definitely be needing that) - it was time to move on to the next stage. This was a journey of interesting and educational experiences, after all, a very safe and normal-
Who was Josuke kidding, he really just wanted something bigger up his ass so he could pretend it was his nephew’s huge cock fucking the living daylights out of him.
Phase two of Josuke exploring the switch in his sexuality caused by an encounter with a half-naked Jotaro features an alien, an oversized dildo and a broken door.
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- Part 2 of Josuke’s Horny Adventure
Bookmarked by Yukixler
08 Aug 2025
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starlight by aelyris
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
18 Jul 2025
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“You’ll be back?”
Another kiss, this time on Josuke’s forehead. He could feel Jotaro’s stubble, and smell the sweat that resided on him. This intimacy felt too cruel, too sudden, just for Jotaro to be ripped from him again, just as life had done many times before.
“Yes. You know I could never lie to you,” Jotaro mumbled, like he really believed his own words.
Josuke didn’t believe him for a second.
It’s the day before Jotaro shows up at the Prison to rescue his daughter, and Josuke couldn’t help but notice that the end of the world was upon them.
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08 Aug 2025
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Ocean-Colored Photo Album by Sable_Simp
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
11 Jun 2025
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There were more photos of the two of them together as Jolyne turned the pages, soft and worn from excessive use across a decade. More photos of her dad and that mysterious boy he had inexplicably dedicated an entire photo album to. So very disturbing.
One of them showed the boy grinning at her dad, his arm around the boy’s shoulders and the beginnings of a soft smile battling his signature frown. And winning, from the looks of it. Jolyne violently rubbed her eyes but the picture was still right there when she checked again. So was her dad’s smile.
Not a hallucination, apparently. Weird.
When Jolyne visits her dad’s new apartment without prior notice, she becomes privy to a secret far beyond her wildest expectations.
Bookmarked by Yukixler
08 Aug 2025