Zebracadabra



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    While it certainly is a good thing that Draco doesn't have to go to Azkaban, he isn't too happy about the mandatory return to Hogwarts either. Still struggling with the memories of the War and the need to keep a secret that could ruin what is left of his family's reputation, he's quite sure that it will be a long year.

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    The world is supposed to end on a Tuesday night. Hermione has 48 hours. She's not expecting to run into Draco Malfoy in a muggle pub. As it turns out, it's perfect timing.

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    05 Feb 2025

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    Draco doesn’t believe in love. Romantic love at least. He doesn’t need it, doesn’t want it and hopes it never finds him. It’s for mushy teens and co-dependents. So, of course, the universe just has to prove him wrong. Twice.

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    24 Oct 2024

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    It's been months and Hermione needs a shag. Is she a terrible person for wanting to ask Ron to help her out after their breakup? She turns to r/relationship_advice for advice and quickly catches feelings when a redditor propositions to help her instead.

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    19 Oct 2024

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    It’s not until she’s brought a basil and strawberry sponge cake to Neville Longbottom and his new girlfriend, Hannah Abbott, a dozen rhubarb hand-pies to Luna and Xenophilius Lovegood, and another basket of ganache-covered muffins to Dean and Seamus, that Hermione admits to herself what she’s actually doing: she’s making a thing of this. It’s a veritable PTSD tour. With pastries. And hand-skimmed clotted cream. And she has no idea why she’s doing it, but it’s becoming very apparent that she is.

     

     

     

     

     

    Sometimes you're sad. Sometimes you need dessert. And sometimes, it's a little of both.

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    18 Oct 2024