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Andrea and Emily make their relationship permanent.
Then Andrea gets pregnant, and suddenly permanence comes with paperwork, morning sickness, nesting, impossible cravings, and far more vulnerability than either of them planned for.Or
Emily Charlton discovers that pregnancy cannot be project-managed, Andy Sachs tries to remain a person while growing another one and well... It goes about as well as expected.Series
- Part 2 of A Practical Guide to Staying
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25 Sep 2026
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friends with benefits (no pensions though) by slimimi
Fandoms: The Devil Wears Prada (2006)
29 Aug 2026
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"After Benji you told me you hated every single second of it, I will not let you do this again Em–"
"I have no choice!"
"Date me." Andy said.
Emily stopped. Around them, the restaurant went on. She looked at Andy, who had said the sentence fast before she could talk herself out of it, and now looked slightly stunned by her own mouth, but she didn’t take anything back.
"I'm sorry," Emily said. "What?"
"Fake-date me, instead."
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Emily needs Prada, Prada needs to believe Emily isn't at war with Miranda Priestly, and Andy has a very stupid idea.
Written for Sachston Week Day 3: Fake!Dating.
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16 Sep 2026
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The rain from earlier now came down in sheets, each droplet landing with a dull thud that filled the silence of the room. Blue light from the bathroom cast Emily in neon, her red hair haloed at the edges as she propped herself on one elbow, lying on her side to face Andrea.
Her lipstick had been kissed off, hair wrecked. Eyeshadow smudged, lips bitten and red. Pale cheeks dusted with leftover blush, chest rising and falling in quick succession - still catching her breath.
She stared at Andrea, her expression a tangle of horror, arousal, and anger.
Andy’s shirt had been discarded some time ago, but her ugliest garment, the cat pyjamas, somehow remained, rubbing Emily’s bare legs where they intertwined.
OR - The fic where Andrea finds out Emily works a second job as a yoga instructor and they slowly realise they like each other.
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15 Sep 2026
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my green eyed monster ( is eating me alive ) by slimimi
Fandoms: The Devil Wears Prada (2006)
21 Jun 2026
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“Are you done?” he asks.
“Yes.”
“Are you sure?”
“…Yes.”
Nigel nods. Says, very mildly, to the wall and not to her: “You have spent half an hour telling me why he is wrong for her; and not once have you told me who you think would be right.”
She opens her mouth.
She closes it.
A small, traitorous thought slips in sideways before she can shut the door on it. She shuts the door on it.
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Or the one where Emily and Andrea are friends. Great friends. Best friends. Just friends.
So why the fuck does Andrea want to pull her hair out at the thought of Emily having a boyfriend?
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03 Sep 2026
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"Do you always come to the door dressed like that?" Emily heard herself ask, and immediately hated it, because it had come out as though she'd noticed, when the entire point was that she had not.
"Only when someone knocks." The corner of the woman's mouth went up. "Should I have changed? You'd have waited. I'd have liked knowing you were out here waiting for me."
"Is this how it works over here? You do a favour and then flirt with the woman on your doorstep and call it neighbourly?"
"Is that what you think I'm doing? Flirting?"
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Or the one where Emily ends up letting the vampire who is great with her children drink her blood once a week for purely practical reasons. Like super practical. So practical. Please stop looking at her like that, Serena.
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22 Aug 2026