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    It’s not, like, a thing.

    It’s only happened twice, if you don’t count the time during the pre-season when Max shoved a thigh against George’s crotch, and George, touch-deprived and broken-hearted, let out a sharp gasp and came instantly. Max, looking shocked and frightened, stormed away.

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    08 Dec 2025

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    Charles Leclerc
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    Lets get married

    Max Verstappen
    Sometimes I get very concerned about you
    Like you’re the kind of person where if you came to me one day and said “Max help me hide this body”
    I wouldn’t be surprised

    Charles Leclerc
    Would you??

    Max Verstappen
    I just said I wouldn’t be.

    Charles Leclerc
    No, would you help me hide the body
    Dumbass

     

    Or: Max and Charles try to come out. No one believes them.

    They take drastic measures.

    OR: 5 times nobody believed Max and Charles are together, and 1 time they do.

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    20 Nov 2025

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    In a world where everyone has their soulmate’s first words to them tattooed on their skin, Oscar Piastri grows up hoping for something poetic — only to find “Have you ever tasted brake fluid?” inked under his collarbone.

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    16 Nov 2025

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    "Second," Max continues, "You're so dramatic, you should have to walk home, actually, if you're going to be–"

    "Fine, I will," Charles juts his chin out.

    "Fine. I can’t believe I’m in love with someone who likes Cocoa Puffs. I hope you enjoy walking home weighed down by the knowledge that you’re eating trash for breakfast," Max huffs, swiveling the cart around.
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    Or, when Max first tells Charles he's in love with him, it's 3 a.m and they're in the middle of the cereal aisle at a 24-hour grocery store.

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    13 Nov 2025

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    In which Merlin wakes up and chooses violence, and decides not to rethink that choice.

    Or: Merlin realizes that, if he's going to keep Arthur safe and keep his magic a secret, he will have to get a little bit physical. Arthur has to rethink everything in existence when he's suddenly forced to confront the fact that Merlin can fight, and is in fact, bloody dangerous

    Or: The author randomly thought "Murder Twink Merlin" while re-watching the show, and decided it was his mission in life to make that a tag.

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    05 Nov 2025