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Kicking open the door, he whacks Max in the back of her head with his palm. Her Scoops Ahoy hat falls off her head, and he snickers as she fumbles to catch it. She flips him the bird as she turns towards him. “Real funny, man. You’re lucky no one’s around to see you hit a girl.”
“Please,” he drawls, rolling his eyes. “That didn’t even hurt.”
Suddenly, she slaps a hand to the side of her head and plasters a crying face on. Cradling the point of contact, she cries, “How could you, Michael? After all I’ve done for you, taking over the counter, letting your little coalition of kids pass, not even making fun of you that much? This is how you treat me?”
Another Platonic MadWheeler Scoops Ahoy AU for the roster; updates weekly unless something comes up