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    Just To Piss Him Off, Right? by

    Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)  

    23 Jan 2026

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    "You still single?" Rayo asked suddenly, taking a swig from his beer.

    "What?" Chad blinked, caught off guard

    "Oh c'mon, you've always been hard to lo-"

    "Hey, babe," Robert interrupted smoothly, leaning over Chad's shoulder to plant a quick kiss on his cheek.

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    Flambae’s insufferable ex gets added to the team, and Robert quickly realizes he can’t stand the way he treats him, so he makes a reckless decision: he pretends to be Flambae’s boyfriend.

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    22 Jan 2026

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    Probably Better Than Eating Your Shoe by

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    10 Jan 2026

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    Flambae leaned in closer. “I’m going to make you live with knowing that some shitty villain you put away, some son of a bitch you can’t fucking stand, gave you the best sex of your life.”

    Robert blinked.

    He said, “Yeah, I’m gonna go.”

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    10 Jan 2026

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    Hearth and Home by

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    08 Jan 2026

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    "Chad," Robert said tentatively, "are we fucking living together?"

    Flambae looked up from his cooking and snorted, though it was quickly cut short as he started doing the math in his own head.

    "Oh shit."

    "Yeah."

    "Oh shit."

    "Alright fucker the first one was enough, relax."

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    10 Jan 2026

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    My hands are not clean (they can still carry you home) by

    Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)  

    30 Nov 2025

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    The thing about plastic chairs is that they weren't a great substitute for an actual bed; the other thing is, Robert can't exactly afford to be picky and even if he 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 the internal debate is still ongoing as to whether or not he deserves a mattress at this current point in his life.

    So, the plastic chair stays and is staying for the foreseeable future. Besides, it's charming - in a depressing, minimalism-that-is-totally-not-a-reflection-of-his-inner-sense-of-worth way.

     
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    The fic where Robert has chronic pain and Flambae has warm hands. The two of them will figure out what to do about that eventually, right?

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    15 Dec 2025

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    Squeeze Like a Lemon by

    Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)  

    16 Dec 2025

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    "So you wanna kill him? Thought you were over that."

    "No! That's the problem!" Flambae angrily stabbed a scallop with his fork. "I don't want to kill him, but I feel this fuckin'-- it's not anger, it's this weird... aggression. Can't explain it."

    "So you wanna fuck him?"

    Flambae pinched the bridge of his nose. "No, fuck off. This might be a real problem for me. What if I give in to the urge and just crisp him at his seat, huh? What then? Supermax for life, that's what."

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    Flambae experiences cuteness aggression for the first time. He doesn't know how to deal with it.

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    16 Dec 2025