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Naruto dashed for the bathroom, almost breaking his legs when he slipped on the carpet.
"Don't lose a leg too, dumbass, you're already an arm short!" Sasuke shouted after him.
Naruto just gave him the middle finger, then slapped the door shut.
[or: accidentally telling the homie ur in love with him after u get hit with a jutsu protecting him? just sasuke things]
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"You’re my baby.” Naruto gave him a shit-eating grin, then pinched Sasuke's cheeks.
Sasuke batted his hand away with a scoff, “Die.”
[or: a relationship is sometimes just two affection-starved boys in love]
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Sasuke comes to terms with the cold, hard facts of life.
He actually likes cuddling with Naruto.
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Sasuke put his arms around Naruto's waist, drew him closer to his chest, and whispered in his ear, “You’re stupid. I like that in a man.”
[or: not even the end of the fucking world could stop naruto and sasuke from finding each other]
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"I'm gay!" He almost screamed into Sasuke’s face.
Sasuke looked unimpressed. “You suck dick. Congratulations.”
[in which naruto is painfully embarrassing but still manages to get himself a boyfriend]

